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Posted by: a454elk

Yes it's official, THE list has begun.

1. ThumpaChump the boxing chimp
2. Fatman the hairy wonder
3. Sloppydave (you should be honored)

4. Twinconstipated who can't be found
5. Briana
6. Gnarlyless
7. beefeater
8. Rich the head polisher
9. Motoplastic

issed:

Posted by: Patman

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Originally Posted by a454elk

I'm trembling already

Guess I better wear my boots all the time to keep the little ankle biter at bay.

Posted by: ellandoh

ELKS THREADS RULE!!!!!!!

im scared and i cant even make it

Posted by: Okiewan

Yeah I'm on your list of yards to mow. Fire-up that lawn mower Carlos. And PLEASE trim better next time.

Freakin' LYM.

Posted by: ellandoh

i would love to be in oklahoma very soon to see how this plays out

Posted by: Senior KX Rider

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Originally Posted by ellandoh

i would love to be in oklahoma very soon to see how this plays out

Pack it up and head that way

Posted by: Patman

Hey Carlita look what I found in the wood pile today!Recognize that "fat" hand?

You wana to meet my lee-til friend?

Posted by: ellandoh

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Originally Posted by Senior KX Rider

Pack it up and head that way

my dusty old truck might not make it and the jeep is in the middle of a "horsepower improvement"

also the guys i was gonna go with , ones wife went into some kinda depression and doesnt leave the house for monetary gains anymore

he is strugglin. the other is laid off and times are tight for him too , flying solo to OK wouldnt be my smartest move..........how i wish..............

Posted by: Thump

Your list is funny fluffy.

Posted by: a454elk

Laugh if you will but THE list rules and can be modified at any time. Those on it know they are in deep caca and will be kissing my butt to take them off.

Okie, kiss my mower man, you can trim Thumps

pal.

Posted by: a454elk

Get rid of the fluffer off my name you freak. You are so juvenile, damn starfish hunter.

Posted by: a454elk

And stop renaming my threads jackass. I ain't gonna be easy on you dude, you crossed the line.

Posted by: ellandoh

this reminds me of last week my nephew (6y.o.) comes home from school and repeatedly claims he is the "king of dodgeball" and "they all fear me" after a couple rounds of this nonsense im about rolling on the floor. he must have gotten this from video game or something , anyway i start giving him some slack telling him he cant beat anyone.............he proceeds to tell me "he beat everyone, he faced off with ten girls today" my stomache was in pain from laughing so hard

Posted by: Thump

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Originally Posted by a454elk

Get rid of the fluffer off my name you freak. You are so juvenile, damn starfish hunter.

Posted by: a454elk

Come on man, as usual you cheat. Can't fight fair cause you're scared of me. I rule and you know it.

Posted by: a454elk

Okie, king me so I can fight this freak or else you'll move up on the list.

Posted by: Thump

What makes you think I did anything?

Posted by: a454elk

Cause you're mega gay and you like the word fluffer. You are so going to get your butt handed to you on the track bro.

Posted by: Okiewan

Not THAT would be cool.. Elk get's Admin power for a few days!
Nah.

Posted by: a454elk

Do it man, things would really change around here. DO IT!!!!!

Posted by: Thump

Why don't I just bring some boxing gloves and we'll settle it once and for all? You're a tough guy cop and all, and I am just average Joe Texan, should be an easier victory for you than beating me on the track right? You game?

Posted by: Farmer John

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Originally Posted by Thump

Why don't I just bring some boxing gloves and we'll settle it once and for all?

I don't think the gloves would be neccessary, you two being natural slappers & all.

Posted by: Thump

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Originally Posted by Farmer John

I don't think the gloves would be neccessary, you two being natural slappers & all.

I only slapped Snook.

Posted by: Patman

So Carlita, you didn't comment on my little find in the wood pile. You must be a gurlie man eh?

Posted by: biglou

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Originally Posted by Okiewan

Yeah I'm on your list of yards to mow.

Now that's funny!

Posted by: High Lord Gomer

You guys might want to back off the occifer a little. He does run a little close to the edge and if you push him over it, it might get ugly.

Posted by: Tony Eeds

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Originally Posted by High Lord Gomer

You guys might want to back off the occifer a little. He does run a little close to the edge and if you push him over it, it might get ugly.

I thought Elkiepoo was a weeble!

Posted by: ChopperDave

I aint a skeered a no-

viagra snortin'
donut sloppin'
bacon smellin'
latte drinkin'
left coast freak!!!!!

Posted by: Mully

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChopperDave

I aint a skeered a no-

viagra snortin'
donut sloppin'
bacon smellin'
latte drinkin'
left coast freak!!!!!

Nailed that one right on the head.

Elk, quit being a big weenie................

Posted by: a454elk

Shut your yaps, all of you. Pat, what you found in your undies don't scare me, that's why I have no comment on it you freak.

I'M ON THE EDGE MAN! KEEP IT UP.

Posted by: a454elk

Gloves are for sissys Chump. You slap like a girl and Snook deserved it! Hand to hand pal, I'm game you Texas stalker.

Posted by: gnarlykaw

Carlos, the last thing i remember about you was seeing a grown man BOLTING from a spider. mighty tough smack for a track star................

Posted by: Brian

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Originally Posted by gnarlykaw

Carlos, the last thing i remember about you was seeing a grown man BOLTING from a spider. mighty tough smack for a track star................

That was back in the days of the YT. CarSlow has since stepped up to a bike with more power because he couldn't win any races on skill alone. I hear he will also be riding his patrol unit in the bikes with lights class.

Posted by: a454elk

Check the updated LIST fools, it's an all you can eat buffet for the mighty Californian. With this kinda crowd, I can sit back all week and have a clean bike every day. You guys all sucketh maximus, that's Latin. Not sure if swanbagless can be in on this, he's a minor with a major malfunction.

Posted by: ChopperDave

Carlita might as well bring a skirt for all the bending over he's gonna be doing!

Posted by: Brian

Quote:

Originally Posted by a454elk

You guys all sucketh maximus, that's Latin.

Look at this guy! For one thing, I don't think that really is Latin. In fact, I'm almost positive it's not. Second, Messcans aren't supposed to speak Latin anywho. Que hora es? Time for this Californian subsitute for a real motorbike rider to get his rear handed to to him. My advice to you is to have a clean pair of underpants handy to go with that skirt.

Posted by: Farmer John

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian

Look at this guy! For one thing, I don't think that really is Latin.

In Carlos' mind, a latino misspelling english is latin

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