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Top Five DW03 Quotes

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Posted by: Stan_Flemmings

The entire DirtWeek experience was memorable, but as always, a few choice quotes/phrases/conversations will leave the largest impression, here are a few of what I thought to be the funniest.

5. "In Texas, armadillos are born dead on the side of the road."
4. "It must have been a butt duck."
3. "Me too, I have tons of animals. People leave them at my door and I take them in and care for them."
2. "I saw the space station docking."

and the number one DW03 qoute...

"You need a longer driveway."



I'm sure I missed some good ones. Anyone else care to contribute?


Posted by: BEEF706

Top five for me;
5. That dingo stole my chicken
4. Have you seen my baseball
3. My ribs hurt.
2. Don't call me Sarge.
1. Looks like a tarantula eating a turkey leg.
(you have to guess who said what ) but the most common thing I heard was; Dayuum (Right after DrD. and Coop came by)


Posted by: tx246

vote for most ironic was tarakers tshirt. you know, the one that said something to the effect that "its not funny when somebody gets hurt.....its hilarious". hope you are feeling better matt. oh yeah another quote is how somebody's tall tales always started with "i was 5th and pinned....."


Posted by: JuliusPleaser

5. The throttle stuck.
4. I'll be happy to show you how to jump that step-up.
3. I was driving down the road with a coffee in one hand and a biscuit in the other, and this chick hit me.
2. No, officer. I'm not impaired.
1. EDDIEEEE! (I heard this one 1,437 times throughout the week. I never knew that one word could be spoken with so many different degrees of inflection.)


Posted by: taraker

I was 5th & pinned yesterday, right to Lewisville emergency room.


Posted by: oldguy

uh Taraker I think Okies "You really shouldn't race that 2nd B moto" is right up there


Posted by: XRpredator

hell, there were more than 5!
Quote:
  • "FRANKS AND BEANS!!!"
  • "Damn, Milk, yer nastier than Bob Petrico!"
  • "I don't see a beer in your hand, here ya go!"
  • "Look at the Shriners!"
  • "Damn, that's smoooooth"
  • "Show me your nuggets"
  • "I think those are prosthetics"
  • "OOOOOOOF!!!!"
  • "OH MY GOD! THAT'S what the kitten killing is all about?!!?!"
  • "When's Lou gonna ride thru the fire again?"
  • "Just tell 'em it was Jet Lag."
  • "She's disqualified! She's bribing 'em!"
  • "He ain't got no clothes on but red panties!"

And, of course, the one I personally heard most often . . .
Quote:
"WHERE'S PRED?!?!"

There were more, but they can't be said here!


Posted by: Timr

Okie's quote to me right after I finished bikes with lights MX:  "Well, we only have two more heats to run, then I don't have to worry about anyone else getting hurt, unless someone chokes on the Bar-B-Q tonight."


Posted by: Patman

From down on the MX starting gate.
Patman: "Matt you finished 11th, it's a sign you shouldn't be here."
Taraker: "What are you talkin' 'bout? That guy that got 5th left early so I COULD be here."


Posted by: Patman

My buddy DougRoost wins the Pigout 137 piece tool set. Goes and sits back down and it's quiet for a few moments then......

CRASH! (and the sounds of little metallic pieces piling up on the ground)

Okie: "Well now it's a 132 piece tool set."


Posted by: ksp

"It's all for fun"


Posted by: oldguy

Quote:
Originally posted by ksp
"It's all for fun"

I know I overused that but I hope it saved at least 1 person.


Posted by: Patman

We might have beaten the words "It's all for fun" in to the ground at every event but it seems like things might be getting taken a little to seriously in some of the competetive events so it's not like there's a 50,000 uses maximum on the phrase.


Posted by: gospeedracer

Quote:
Originally posted by Stan_Flemmings
4. "It must have been a butt duck."

I heard that from my tent after I went to bed! Grrrrrr...

I'm gonna take a stab in the dark here and guess BigLou's least favorite quote of the week.........
"NO Lou!! BAD Lou, BAD!!!"


Posted by: Txbigguy

You need to get a longer driveway......
Make sure that driveway is gravel.......

Oh and see my quote..

Also I remember myself saying "I didnt know my bike was that fast" while watching Dr. D ride the heck out of my bike....


Posted by: Jamir

okay I will play


1.When does Pred get here?
2.He ain't all that big.
3.It wasn't like you guys were pulling off a covert operation, you were a bunch of loud ass drunks (Lou's response to the dead kittens outside his tent)
4.JAMIR!!!.......
5.No clearing the jumps in the C class.



and the bonus, courtesy of a454elk

That is the first time I broke into a vehicle without at least grabbing the stereo.


Posted by: biglou

Quote:
Originally posted by gospeedracer
I'm gonna take a stab in the dark here and guess BigLou's least favorite quote of the week.........
"NO Lou!! BAD Lou, BAD!!!"
Hehe, my memory's a bit fuzzy, but I seem to remember thinking it was quite funny at the time!


Posted by: evenslower

I'd type more but I've got to go sit on my hand.

Thanks for that one Sarge.


Posted by: Smitty

1. Damn that's smooth.
2. That looks like something I just backed out.
3. Don't take this wrong, but I think you're crazy.
4. I think we need to put a tire down to sit on.
5. DAMMIT!!


Posted by: gospeedracer

"That tent looks like it's giving birth to a breech baby every morning when he climbs out of it!"

LMAO!!!


Posted by: Mikeb

1. I told you not to race that second moto Matt

2. Who is that on the KDX?

3. I'm happier than Jim Nabors with a wheelbarrow full of buttholes

4. You're eating what? BooDan?

5. Did you fart?  


Posted by: blackhawk468

"holy schitt its a girl" (milk after grabbing nikki's "balls")


Posted by: Senior KX Rider

Quote:
Originally posted by oldguy

I know I overused that but I hope it saved at least 1 person.


It was not overused Dave. FUN IS the spirit of DirtWeek and sometimes the racer mentality needs to be calmed down a bit :thumb:


Posted by: Bill Hibbs

1. That man yelled at me.

2. Have you ever had Nut (Cow)

3. You've obviously never had Nut...

4. That Aussie's wearing a Thong..

5. That's about as exciting as sober missionary sex with someone you already know..


Posted by: motohead00

1. Just eat it... it's good.

2. I gotta get a fitty.

3. Did you see that whip?!

4. Natalieeeee!!!!

5. Is it going to rain today?


Posted by: GETMETOCA

"Aww, she's not gonna know Schitt!!"  (Red, after pulling into the Git 'n Gallop for directions to the laundrymat and spying the local blondie behind the counter)

"Where is Pred??" and "Did Pred show up yet?"

"Let's stand out here in the dark and watch Motometal brush his teeth" (Elk during Official Neighborhood Watch rounds)

"heheeeeehhhheeeeeeeeeeeehheeeeeeehehehehehhheeeeee!!"  (Aimee)

"Thanks for the Brisket!!!" (The Iowegans are very polite)

"What are they eatin' over at Camp Tejas??"

 


Posted by: BunduBasher

Dang, those girls have balls - after seeing Jenny and Nikki overjumping the doubles and step ups in the ladies and mens B race


Posted by: Calcaneus

My favorite: "Hey Stan, look my bike is spooging. I don't care. I'm having fun!".


Posted by: fatherandson

A new one....."Muck it up, mate"!!


Posted by: BSWIFT

Se my signature line.


Posted by: Tony Eeds

Nothing is wrong with that bike except it has a loose nut on the seat .... said about Stan by FredT if I remember correctly.


Posted by: thumbs

"Jesus Christ Church of Latter Day Saints. There wernt a stich of paper in that thing."


Posted by: Philip

When the guy on the KDX came around the corner (right before the big step up) and pinned it "I know this guy is not gone to try and jump this on that bike"

After he cleared it "HOLY SH*T!!"


Posted by: Zoomer

DADDD?!! WHERE OUT OF GAS


Posted by: Weld it

When the guy on the KDX came around the corner (right before the big step up) and pinned it "I know this guy is not gone to try and jump this on that bike"

After he cleared it "HOLY SH*T!!"

(((((((((((((()

The funny thing about that is that it was a bone stock KDX ( 2002 ) he had just picked up a few days before and had only rode it for 2 hours before our trip to Dirtweek. His son raced the A class and his RM didn't go the whole distance so he jumped on the KDX and raced the B class with another riders from our group, he got last off of the gate and chased down the leader
( that was also with us ) and tried to pass him in the very last corner on the last lap - he had 20 minutes riding time on the same KDX.

Barry rode eveything he possibly could with that bike,(team H.S. , individual H.S. bikes with lights ) that alone would be a testament to how competive the KDX is or how nut's he really is.

the "Weld it " group wasn't sure we were going to claim him after seeing him out there....

This was our first D.W. but definitely not the last for us!


Posted by: dead

"Oh man, that guy on the KDX"

Heard something to that effect about 1000 times Saturday. That guy had to have been a robot.


Posted by: gospeedracer

Quote:
Originally posted by Zoomer
DADDD?!! WHERE OUT OF GAS


LMAO!!


Posted by: Camstyn

- station!
- how the hell do you sleep in that thing?
- Jack and I are no longer on speaking terms...
- that salsa tastes like sh!t
- you haven't seen the loudermilk ball-slap???



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