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Posted by: Tony Eeds

I got to wondering when I posted the meal deal ...

Who considers themselves members? I'll update the list and set up links where it will be easier to send PMs and email to each other.

I'll place them in order by the first letter of the screen name.

Members

AEFB45 - Friend of jeffd
biglou - President of the Way Far North Chapter of NTSP
blackhawk468 - Best damn rider of the whole NTSP
Brian - the fellow formerly known as Stan_Flemmings - Stanbagger
BSWIFT - President of the Pretty Far North Chapter of the NTSP
crazy_man - President of the Sandhills Chapter of the NTSP.
darnjr
Enduro_Nut - Muenster Guru
evenslower
Grady - Stan's bank ....
Jeff Gilbert - President of the HOT Chapter of the NTSP
Grissom29
jeffd - Foreign Correspondent for the NTSP
JMD - KTM 400 mechanic in training
Joe Diver - Another North Richland Hills member
Keetoman
Lorin - President of the Central OK chapter of the NTSP
Nick and Kelly - Anybody that Brian Swift knows is good enough for me!
Okiewan - HMFIC of the whole durn thing!!
Proxy - President of the Saginaw Chapter of the NTSP.
psycho
SilverBurr
Slips - Cowtown Member
slo' mo - Telephonics Guru of the NTSP
sportbiker51 - First member of 2004!!!
strsfan2 - Number One Son
taraker - often broken - Reputed by some of his personalities as the "actual" founding father of the NTSP
Thump - Jr. Admin / Graphic Guru Type - AKA Asst HMFIC

Tony Eeds - Scribe
tx246 - Central NTSP Member and President of the Way Suthern' Heartland Spodes
Txbigguy - Head Chef of the NTSP and Camp Tejas
TwinSpar - Founding Father of the NTSP
Twinnie is hard at work on the definitive history of the NTSP, due on shelves early next spring.
woodsguy2000 - President of the South East Chapter of the NTSP
yzguy15 - Head of the Eastern Dallas Chapter of the NTSP
Zero

Within our extraterritorial jurisdiction

Green Horn

Taken in via redistricting ... Tom DeLay would be proud

craig_enid
Milk
mx547
OldMaiconut

Posted by: evenslower

I'm in if you'll have me.

Posted by: TwinSpar

How about that guy that came up with NTSP? 

Posted by: biglou

I think I'm an honorary member! President of the WNTSP: The WAY North Texas Smack Pack...

Posted by: mx547

Quote:

Originally posted by Tony Eeds
[B]I don't think there is any rule against being a member of two groups, so if you Heartland Spode guys want to get on the list, post up!!

in other words, you're trying to claim tx246. you can have him. we're not really that fond of him anyway.

Posted by: Enduro_Nut

Can I join, can I, can I ???

Posted by: darnjr

You can add me to the NTSP list. This is about the only forum I read on DRN. I'd never get any work done if I read them all.

Posted by: TwinSpar

Quote:

Originally posted by Tony Eeds
Twinnie is hard at work on the definitive history of the NTSP, due on shelves early next spring. 

Dude!  I'm old.... I can't remember if I remembered to wipe this morning!  I can't imagine what the definitive history might look like if I put my foggy brain to it.  It would be entertaining though!

Posted by: Thump

Quote:

Originally posted by TwinSpar
How about that guy that came up with NTSP? 

Who'd that be?

Posted by: BSWIFT

I'm a member, the FAR-NTSP

.  @ the top as requested.

Posted by: Jeff Gilbert

I guess I'll be a self proclaimed member of the NTSP. The involvment I have had has been mostly with the HS group but after DW03 I'm more excited than ever about the NTSP group since we now have a cook

Posted by: JMD

There's a few guys I ride with who hang out here, but I don't really like them very much.

Posted by: Stan_Flemmings

You talkin bout me Jim? Is this just because I blew up your bike?

I'd like to think of Dad and myself memebers.

Posted by: Enduro_Nut

Quote:

Originally posted by JMD
There's a few guys I ride with who hang out here, but I don't really like them very much.

HHHMMMMM.... No Jim it really wasn't a tree...

Posted by: JMD

Stan, I think it was all that bad two-stroke mojo you got all over my thumper that blew her up.

Posted by: tx246

technically i should be between tony eeds and txbigguy. i do claim dual citizenship. im a HS/NTSP. when do we get our letter jackets?

Posted by: jeffd

Hey now... I've been know to hang out in here from time to time. Don't forget Tarpaper, errr Taraker either.

-jeffd

Posted by: yzguy15

Me, I've been injured but since I bought a new bike I'll be able to start riding and racing again soon. I don't have a lot of time to get on DRN nowadays, with work and my girlfriend calling (but i did take her to a race and she can't wait to get on a bike), but this is the only forum I read everytime I sign on.

Posted by: JMD

Eric, welcome to the Great Pumpkin's Circle of Love. Don't forget to throw dog poop on a Yamaha rider's shoes.

Posted by: Lorin

I wouldnt mind being a member. Count me in.

Posted by: mx547

has anyone noticed how much lorin looks like howard dean? maybe lorin should run for president of ntsp?

Posted by: Jeff Gilbert

Quote:

Originally posted by mx547
has anyone noticed how much lorin looks like howard dean? maybe lorin should run for president of ntsp?

But Lorin is a girl, isn't he?

Posted by: Rooster

Dangit guys, every time I see this thread I think it says

Important: Rooster.....and think the name hack thingy is going on again.

Anyway. Carry on! :confused:

Posted by: Lorin

I'm not sure if looking like Howard Dean is a compliment, or a slam. I am assuming that if he looks like me, than he gets mistaken for Brad Pitt quite often? As to running for the NTSP president title, I am much too busy keeping my N'sync tribute band going.

Posted by: Jeff Gilbert

Quote:

Originally posted by Lorin
I am much too busy keeping my N'sync tribute band going.

Posted by: Zero

uhhhh..not sure if I am a member. But I post in here from time to time and I even ride with some of these spodes and land on them when I get a chance.

Posted by: taraker

You guys are to gay for me.....

Quote:

Originally posted by TwinSpar
How about that guy that came up with NTSP? 

I gave you the idea dickwad, just like www.pitsally.com and you stole both from me poopoo head

Posted by: Tony Eeds

Quote:

Originally posted by Zero
uhhhh..not sure if I am a member. But I post in here from time to time and I even ride with some of these spodes and land on them when I get a chance.

your a member if you consider yourself one!

Posted by: Tony Eeds

Quote:

Originally posted by tx246
.... when do we get our letter jackets?

As soon as you pay your $485.00 in dues.

Posted by: Okiewan

Guess I better fess-up... I'll be riding down there as much as OK. I'm not much for smack but I can take the attack.

Posted by: TwinSpar

Quote:

Originally posted by taraker
I gave you the idea dickwad, just like www.pitsally.com and you stole both from me poopoo head

Don't make me go back and dig up the emails you doddering old fool.  You can't even remember that I was at your house... much less that you were out doing one armed pushups in your driveway trying to show up an 8 year old.

Didn't you invent the internet too?

Posted by: taraker

Quote:

Originally posted by TwinSpar
Didn't you invent the internet too?  

Nope, just IP :thumb:

Posted by: jeffd

Come to think of it that Taraker guy is kind of a grumpy old fart.... Might be best if he is un-invited

Posted by: TwinSpar

Quote:

Originally posted by jeffd
Come to think of it that Taraker guy is kind of a grumpy old fart.... Might be best if he is un-invited

I heard he gave up riding and has started having skin care parties for the women-folk.

Posted by: Milk

That reminds me Twin, how is your business going? Did you let Matt partner up or does he just work for your company?

Damn sissy.

Posted by: OldMaiconut

To quote the late great Groucho Marx... "I wouldn't join a club that would have me as a member!" That being said, I ride southern Oklahoma from time to time. I would be honored

Posted by: TwinSpar

Quote:

Originally posted by Milk
That reminds me Twin, how is your business going?

Not very well actually and it's all your fault!  Now get back out there on your corner and line up some Johns.  I need some gold rims for the PimpYZF.  :flame:

Posted by: Milk

Quote:

Originally posted by TwinSpar

Now get back out there on your corner and line up some Johns.

You are insatiable my good man. Just when I think you are worn out, you ask for more men. I love the money you make me.

Oh, and daddy doesn't have a YZF, he has a CRF. I'd rather have black Excels, not gold.

Sucka...... :flame:

Posted by: TwinSpar

Uppity 'tute!  You know your place so get out there NOW!  I drive the PimpYZF and you supply work that funds the bling for my wheels.  Keep in mind that I'm yo daddy and I'll cut off your and Glen's supply of race gas if you don't produce me some $'s!   :scream:

Posted by: jeffd

You two ho's stop fighting and get back work. I'm the original mack from waaaay back. The Playa from the Himalayas. Daddy needs some spinners for the whip, so get to work you mattressed back skeazaaaaahhhhs.

Posted by: taraker

See, you guys are way to gay for me......

I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.

And, I never figured out why men think with their head and women think with their heart. And I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil when it hears the words "I do."

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says:

"I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said: "WHAT?"

So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dreads. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. I'm thinking "What was her first clue?". I finally realize that nothing was going to happen that night, so I went to sleep.

The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on three different very expensive outfits. She could not decide which one to take so I told her to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200.00 a pair to which I say OK. And then we go to the jewelry dept. where she gets a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you she was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK. She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you should have seen her face when she said "I'm ready to go to the cash register."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey I don't feel like buying all this stuff now."

You should have seen her face ....... it went completely blank.

I then said "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man."

I figure that I won't be having sex again until sometime after the spring of 2008.

Posted by: TwinSpar

Spamming that story on email isn't enough for you?  You gotta post it too?!?  Now that IS gay!

Posted by: Milk

It's all he knows Leaf.....

Posted by: taraker

You two outta get married, ya'll bicker like husband & wife anyway

Posted by: Milk

No worries Matt, and dont be jealous. Hes not very good anyway. I hold the relationship together.

Posted by: jeffd

Milk is a 'leaf blower'!

Posted by: taraker

Lief Blower arrrrrgggggg. LMAO

Posted by: TwinSpar

Quote:

Originally posted by taraker
Lief Blower arrrrrgggggg. LMAO

If you two children COULD spell.... I might be somewhat more impressed with your limited humor.... sadly................... you two CAN'T spell and you have NO sense of humor.  Smitty is a much more honorable NTSP member than you two could ever be!

Posted by: Milk

I can spell...I dunno about Taraker and jeffd, but I can.

Leif isn't gay enough to describe you or to get our point across, so we have to misspell it.

Posted by: taraker

Lief Blower arrrrrgggggg. LMAO

Posted by: Keetoman

So who do we send the application to? I may be over qualified for this group but hey, I need to lower my standards anyway.

No throwing rocks dangit!

Posted by: Jeff Gilbert

Quote:

Originally posted by Keetoman
So who do we send the application to?

Send your application and uh um...application fees to me. $50. oughtta cover the initial phase of membership processing.

Posted by: Tony Eeds

Quote:

Originally posted by Keetoman
So who do we send the application to? I may be over qualified for this group but hey, I need to lower my standards anyway. No throwing rocks dangit!

Keetoman:

Got you added on the first post. Drop me a note with your contact info to [color=orange]teeds@whiterockstudio.com[/color] and I will add you to the ride contact list I am putting together.

Posted by: Keetoman

Jeff, the check is in the mail. Hope you get it soon

Tony, I just sent you my info. Thanks for adding me! I think...

Posted by: jeffd

Quote:

Originally posted by TwinSpar

If you two children COULD spell.... I might be somewhat more impressed with your limited humor.... sadly................... you two CAN'T spell and you have NO sense of humor.  Smitty is a much more honorable NTSP member than you two could ever be!

I misspelled your gay wad name on purpose. It is called a pun. It was word play. Get it? Never mind. I'll just have to stick with one syllable words when dealing with you!

BTW - I never strived to be honorable

Posted by: blackhawk468

I'm here!!!!!!!! I'm a member!!

Posted by: taraker

Quote:

Originally posted by blackhawk468
I'm here!!!!!!!! I'm a member!!

I would not admit that in public

Posted by: Patman

Quote:

Originally Posted by taraker

I would not admit that in public

Yeah well there's lots of things people shouldn't admit to but the nurse that was there when they pieced your jigsaw puzzle wrist together said the doctor kept asking what's he talking about when you were saying over and over "Why won't Patman kiss me again?"

Posted by: taraker

Three months later & he asks

Was it a French kiss??

Posted by: Tony Eeds

Quote:

Originally Posted by taraker

Three months later & he asks

Was it a French kiss??

Probably not if it took you that long to notice!

Posted by: taraker

hey Tony, remember when I fell out of the truck & broke my arm?

Posted by: motogurl

I thought I would check in here... was told about the North Texas Smack Pack in welcome from Tony Eeds.... so Hi... I am from the Plano area... not a member of a group... I race in 4 different series for quads.. TQRA STQRA ATVCCS(sometimes) GNC

Posted by: Okiewan

Just a friendly FYI: While there are a lot of folks here that own 4-wheelers... DirtRider.Net is a dirt bike site. For hooking up with Quad riders for rides and such, you might want to check http://atvconnection.com.

Posted by: motogurl

Quote:

Originally Posted by Okiewan

Just a friendly FYI: While there are a lot of folks here that own 4-wheelers... DirtRider.Net is a dirt bike site. For hooking up with Quad riders for rides and such, you might want to check http://atvconnection.com.

thanks I will head that way and check out that site...

Posted by: Slips

I will join if it's ok. I live in Fawt Wuth! I never knew this forum was here till tonite. Any requirements?

Posted by: Jeff Gilbert

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slips

I will join if it's ok. I live in Fawt Wuth! I never knew this forum was here till tonite. Any requirements?

I don't know what the requirements are, even though they say I'm the president of the central Tx chapter of the NTSP, apparently they won't let me join.

Seriously, there are some pretty good folks here.

side note: it's good to see another "old fart" like me riding a 125

Posted by: Tony Eeds

Nope, no special requirements.

Jeff, I am gonna SEE Thump this weekend.

I'll make sure y'all both get on the list.

Posted by: Slips

Thanks Jeff. Trust me, (and if u ever see me ride you will!) a 125 can do more than I can. Anything over that is just a waste. Besides the lighter the bike the easier to pick it up, like when I got straddle the berm and dropped it the other nite. LOL

Posted by: AEFB45

hey guys my names Zac i just joined the site and it looks pretty cool...im a friend of Jeff D, hes the one taht showed me on to this site. i was with some of you guys at the supercross when we had the tailgating thing but i didnt really get to meet everyone..id like to be a member of the NTSP, im always lookin for guys to ride with.

Posted by: Tony Eeds

Added Slips and AEFB45 to the roster listing.

The season is starting so start expecting to see ride alerts in the email. If I don't have your email address, please click on my name above and send me your addy, so I can add you to the list I am building.

All of my emails will have NTSP in the subject line so it will be easy to know they are not spam.

Posted by: Tony Eeds

Quote:

Originally Posted by taraker

hey Tony, remember when I fell out of the truck & broke my arm?

Yep, it was terrible. The sound of broken glass (dropped bottles) mixed with the sound of cracking bones. Awwww the horror.

Posted by: psycho

Hello all.. I am in McKinney and would like to also be considered for NTSP. I have been around DRN since 2000 mostly luking. Thanks!!

Posted by: jeffd

How come my profile still doesn't show that I'm a NTSP member? :-/

Posted by: TwinSpar

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeffd

How come my profile still doesn't show that I'm a NTSP member? :-/

Because the previous group leader was a slacker!

Check now. All that applied have been approved and it should show in the profile. Let me know if that's not the case.

Posted by: Grissom29

I know I've been lurking about alot lately, but I'd like to participate with you guys soon as I get myself a bike. I'm about ready to start looking around. Got a decent pile of cash set aside, just trying to clear up some employment issues first.

May I get my name on that list?

Jason

Posted by: TwinSpar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grissom29

May I get my name on that list?

Certainly! Go into the User CP and then select Group Memberships from the menu on the left. You can join the group from there.

Posted by: jeffd

Quote:

Originally Posted by TwinSpar

Because the previous group leader was a slacker!

Check now. All that applied have been approved and it should show in the profile. Let me know if that's not the case.

Thank you kind sir!

Posted by: psycho

WooHoo!! I'm in!! I'm in!! Thanks Mr. TwinSpar.

Posted by: Patman

Two things. NEVER call TwinSpork "Sir" or "Mister" EVER! He already has a difficult time finding a helmet that fits.

Posted by: psycho

Whooops!! My bad........

Posted by: TwinSpar

psycho,

Pay no attention to the weirdo from Austin. He's a pantless fruit that craves attention and should be ignored. Treat him the same way you would a panhandler..... have some pitty for him but don't acknowledge him cause he won't go away if you do!

Posted by: psycho

From Austin huh.. That explains ALOT!!

Posted by: Patman

Austin is just the biggest letters on the map that Twinkle can see and the nearest place that you don't have to climb a telephone pole to make a phone call. Find Hwy. 71 and follow it to where it intersects the Pedernales River and you'll be close.

Posted by: Tony Eeds

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patman

Austin is just the biggest letters on the map that Twinkle can see and the nearest place that you don't have to climb a telephone pole to make a phone call. Find Hwy. 71 and follow it to where it intersects the Pedernales River and you'll be close.

With the way it has been raining, wait a while and Pat is bound to float by.

Twinnie is just jealous as Pat has more than 5 feet between him and his neighbor.

Posted by: TwinSpar

Spankwood TX... the land of fruit, nuts, and dialup internet access. Is that good enough for you?

Posted by: BunduBasher

and these clowns think they live in 'NORTH TEXAS'

Posted by: TwinSpar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony Eeds

With the way it has been raining, wait a while and Pat is bound to float by.

Oh great... another turd in the Trinity.

Posted by: Tony Eeds

Quote:

Originally Posted by BunduBasher

and these clowns think they live in 'NORTH TEXAS'

So ... should we change our name to the ...

South of the Red River North Texas Smack Pack
or
DFW Smack Pack
or simply
Metromess Smack Pack

Posted by: Patman

If the water gets high enough to float my house away y'all better already be on the ark!

TwinSpork always goin' for the potty humor

Ever since they had to start strappin' him in his bed and changing his Depends.

Posted by: Keetoman

I guess I am the Yankee member up here in Sherman!

Posted by: jeffd

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keetoman

I guess I am the Yankee member up here in Sherman!

How's the weather up there? Cold?

Posted by: Tony Eeds

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keetoman

I guess I am the Yankee member up here in Sherman!

Naw, just the northernmost southern member!

Keeto ... have you seen the thread in HS about Colorado and/or Moab?

When is your insurance in force? We need to ride, bro! I want to do my part to keep Harley in shape.

Posted by: Keetoman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony Eeds

Tony, my insurance starts 30 July and I am dying to get back on the bike to ride!

Colorado... ahhh, now there is a place I am ready to ride! I will be there the middle of August for a week and can't wait! I'll have to go check out the thread about those rides. looks like about 12 of my friends are going this year. Mighty tight cabin is all I have to say!

Posted by: woodsguy2000

You take a southerner from Huntsville?
Enduro-nut can vouch for me!

Posted by: Enduro Nut

Quote:

Originally Posted by woodsguy2000

You take a southerner from Huntsville?
Enduro-nut can vouch for me!

I can vouch for Rob, he's a good guy. Don't let him fool ya' though, he's fast!

Posted by: Tony Eeds

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enduro Nut

I can vouch for Rob, he's a good guy. Don't let him fool ya' though, he's fast!

Why are you a guest?

Done! We now have a President of the SouthEast Texas Chapter of the North Texas Smack Pack.

You can keep any dues you manage to collect. Rob!

Posted by: Proxy

NooB here chiming in.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BunduBasher

and these clowns think they live in 'NORTH TEXAS'

Eh, you're just mad because you're surrounded by Oklahoma

Maybe you should start a SW Okie chapter?

Posted by: crazy_man

im in, is there a updated list?

Posted by: Tony Eeds

Changes made ... Updated list is post number one

Posted by: crazy_man

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony Eeds

crazy_man - President of the Sandhills Chapter of the NTSP.

sweet

thanks

Posted by: Nick and Kelly

Hey Toni,

We are a new family just getting into the sport. We were coming back from Kansas this weekend to Denton and met Bryan Swift president of the Heartland Spods. He says you guys are a great bunch to get to know. Looking for fun places to ride with the family and other familys to ride with.

Posted by: Joe Diver

I'm here!

Looking forward to my first weekend outing with some from the group!

Posted by: Mudd Slinger

Tony, Is there a way to pay and join without going through Paypal? I am looking for your eamil address. If I find it, I will email you from home.

Posted by: Tony Eeds

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mudd Slinger

Tony, Is there a way to pay and join without going through Paypal? I am looking for your eamil address. If I find it, I will email you from home.

Of course, just send me a money order for $1,000 and I will handle everything.

I assume that you mean DRN as the NTSP has no dues and we are more than willing to take in anyone. We took in Twinnie didn't we?

I will shoot you an email.

Posted by: RedStreak

Hey Ya'll

I'm 13 and hoping to become good friends with all of yall. I just started riding and may need a little advice here and there. Thanks in advance

JB

Posted by: SilverBurr

I want to be a member of NTSP, I live in Carrollton. Also, I have been banned from Private Messages, who do I pay to turn on that feature.

Posted by: Tony Eeds

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverBurr

I want to be a member of NTSP, I live in Carrollton. Also, I have been banned from Private Messages, who do I pay to turn on that feature.

Welcome to the site and to the NTSP. The PM feature is one of the benefits of being a subscriber. Click on the hot link and check it out.

I will get you added to the list on the main page.

Posted by: SilverBurr

Paypal is done. I forgot to specify my screen name during the transaction, can you match by email address?

Posted by: Tony Eeds

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverBurr

Paypal is done. I forgot to specify my screen name during the transaction, can you match by email address?

Looks like Okie hooked you up. Thanks for supporting the site. It is appreciated.

Posted by: mojonito

i'd like to join the shack pack, i mean smack pack. i don't get much time to ride but i would like to be on a mailing list for rides (if there is one).

Posted by: giltyler

Put me on the list I want to ride in NORTH TEXAS after I get
My Forks/shock upgraded.

Posted by: DougTx

Hey,

I would love to get in on group rides or any other nonsense. I am in the Dallas area.

Let me know...

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