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slow, overweight, out of shape class

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Posted by: Tree

Ok I will be in the slow, overweight, out of shape, old guy class. So, who will I be racing against?


Posted by: Kav

I'm game, I'm young, slow, and good at crashing? Will that work for you?


Posted by: Dapper

Don't worry that class is getting pretty big. I believe it's the OFS class (Old,Fat and Slow). This year I'm going to give it a shot (maybe) :thumb:


Posted by: BEEF706

I am the poster boy for the OFS class, maybe we should make it a grudge race feature event think of the spectator appeal


Posted by: Senior KX Rider

Prolly have to run heat races. Everyone won't fit at the gates


Posted by: Tony Eeds

Quote:
Originally posted by Senior KX Rider
Prolly have to run heat races. Everyone won't fit at the gates


Be still my fingers ....
AWTH ... cuz all us ol' fat farts need two gates?


Posted by: MrMXer327

Do I qualify for this one?


Posted by: rv6junkie

Quote:
Originally posted by MrMXer327
Do I qualify for this one?


Old...Yes. Overweight...Yes.

Slow...Hardly! You stay with the A riders - PLEASE.


Posted by: MrMXer327

I'm learning how to go slow... Each year I get better at it.


Posted by: BSWIFT

The DoneLopped Class. An ESPN classic in the works.


Posted by: High Lord Gomer

Hmmm...an over 30, weigh more than your bike, and limitted jumping allowed class. Billy's still going to beat us like dirty rugs!


Posted by: Rich Rohrich

Quote:
Originally Posted by High Lord Gomer
Hmmm...an over 30, weigh more than your bike, and limitted jumping allowed class. Billy's still going to beat us like dirty rugs!


Not if I crash into him right out of the gate


Sorry Billy, but Gomer said he won't send me anymore of the Special pictures if I don't do this.


Posted by: Zoomer

Hmmm...an over 30, (GOOMER)

Thirty is hardly considered OLD, why I remember when I was oh, never mind!


SLOWW, OOLD, OverWeight, AND NO HAIR


Posted by: ColoradoRay

OFS: now this is a class that I can relate to!!! Count me in; I am over 40, weigh much more than my bike, and also have limited jumping experience. My girlfriend will be more than happy to video this event. I'm sure you will all pay my price to keep these tapes ouf of the public eye!!!! Bwaaahaaaahaaaahaaa!!
Ray


Posted by: motobyron

I would like to offer Byron MSP as the venue for inaugral OFS class...as long as I can race. 5'11 250 (ding). Weigh in should be required at the starting line. Minimum 230 with gear? We may want to consider a team event so no one has to ride more than two laps. First prize a case of Little Debbie snack cakes. I will get working on Hostess contingency.

Any takers?


Posted by: Jeff Gilbert

Quote:
Originally Posted by motobyron
First prize a case of Little Debbie snack cakes. I will get working on Hostess contingency.

Any takers?

I don't fit the heavier than my bike part yet, can I participate using a handicap? btw, I really like those Little Debbie snack cakes


Posted by: Tony Eeds

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff Gilbert
I don't fit the heavier than my bike part yet, can I participate using a handicap? btw, I really like those Little Debbie snack cakes


Ride Tigger's bike.


Posted by: Jeff Gilbert

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tony Eeds
Ride Tigger's bike.

Funny you should mention that, I hurt me knee moving hers around in the garage Sunday and I thought I was gonna cry. Now I know how the bigger guys feel trying to cram themselves on a bike that they are too big for.


Posted by: Bruce

Funny, the fatter I get, the more cc's I need. Is there an 800cc 2 stroke class yet?


Posted by: XRpredator

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff Gilbert
Funny you should mention that, I hurt me knee moving hers around in the garage Sunday and I thought I was gonna cry. Now I know how the bigger guys feel trying to cram themselves on a bike that they are too big for.

welcome to my world


Posted by: BEEF706

Pred's the only guy I ever saw that made a CRF look like an 85 big wheel



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