A truly scary thought

[firecracker22]

Saturday I had to stand in the hot stifling sun, getting eaten alive by mosquitoes, wearing an unbearable amount of clothing and shoes better known as torture devices, for the better part of two hours. IE: I had to be a bridesmaid. Gag. If the bride weren't a long time good friend of mine, I'd've said heck NO. But you don't tell your good friends "no" for events like that.

So anyway, the worst part of the whole day was AFTER the ceremony. At the reception (still wearing said dress but without the shoes) the bride called us up to the dance floor, looked over her shoulder at us all, and chucked the bouquet right at ME. Yep, if I hadn't reached out for it, it would have hit me square in the forehead.

So Firecracker is SUPPOSEDLY (if you believe silly superstitions) the next to get hitched. After you have recovered from laughing, you can start running.

Isn't that the silliest thing you've ever heard?

 

[JuliusPleaser]

I could use a new old lady. What kinda truck do you have?

 

[NVR FNSH]

You're a journalist - certainly you know irony when it's about to hit you in the forehead:)

Brian

 

[Senior KX Rider]

Originally posted by Julius Pleaser
I could use a new old lady. What kinda truck do you have?

She prolly even cleans air filters JP :thumb:

 

[Green Horn]

A married/ domesticated FC22?? :laugh:

 

[XRpredator]

What kinda truck do you have?

Kenworth or Peterbilt?

 

[ktmboy]

Oh no, here goes the 'truck' thing again!

Hey, marriage isn't so bad---if you like challenges!

 

[zio]

Originally posted by ktmboy
...if you like challenges!

You're saying she'll be a "challenge"? I think putting together a model airplane is a challenge. Learning to shuffle a deck of cards is a challenge. Holding in a fart while on a date is a challenge. Getting pandas to breed in captivity is a challenge.

Anyone else care to join the fun? :p

 

[whyzee]

Originally posted by Julius Pleaser
I could use a new old lady. What kinda truck do you have?

JP's standards must be slipping, he didn't even ask for a picture of the truck.

 

[ktmboy]

Learning to ride a dirt-bike was a challenge. The first few years I got banged up, beat up, and spent a lot of money! Hey---come to think of it, my marriage was the same way! :confused:

 

[splatt]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:ROTFLMFAOPMP

 

Steve

 

[firecracker22]

JP--You've seen pics of my little Toyota pickup, there are some in my Gallery here on DRN.

Originally posted by splatt
ROTFLMFAOPMP

I don't know what the last 3 letters stand for . . .

I think I would be a challenge. I have certainly been a challenge to the last few candidates, none of whom made the cut. Let's see, I'm obnoxious, loudmouthed, stubborn, opinionated and independent, all of which make a BAD girlfriend or wife. I'm no expert cook, don't really care if I only dust the house once a month, and I'd rather go riding than cook/clean/garden/decorate or whatever it is that normal women do in their spare time. Hence my current (and future) single status. Perhaps my mom phrased it better: "Charlotte Anne, you are abrasive and rude!!!"

 

[IrishEKU]

Originally posted by firecracker22


I think I would be a challenge. I have certainly been a challenge to the last few candidates, none of whom made the cut. Let's see, I'm obnoxious, loudmouthed, stubborn, opinionated and independent, all of which make a BAD girlfriend or wife. I'm no expert cook, don't really care if I only dust the house once a month, and I'd rather go riding than cook/clean/garden/decorate or whatever it is that normal women do in their spare time. Hence my current (and future) single status. Perhaps my mom phrased it better: "Charlotte Anne, you are abrasive and rude!!!" [/B]

LMAO! You have just announced your candidacy to the first ever DRN Reality Show..... :)

All we have to do is come up with a name.....The "Bacholarette'" is already taken so what will we call it? :laugh:

 

[Racer#213]

I'd rather go riding than cook/clean/garden/decorate or whatever

And what's wrong with that?

 

[firecracker22]

Originally posted by Racer#213

And what's wrong with that?

Most men WANT a normal woman even if they say they don't. I've done a little research on the subject.

 

[srellis]

Originally posted by firecracker22
don't really care if I only dust the house once a month, and I'd rather go riding than cook/clean/garden/decorate or whatever it is that normal women do in their spare time.

I think I last dusted sometime between the Arenacross in Amarillo in January and the Arenacross in Denver in March!!! (or was in Feb??)

I did cook last night for the first time since the first of May. It took 15 minutes to find the lid to the pot I needed.....

Seems pretty normal to me!

My husband says I keep the motorcycle trailer cleaner than the house!!!
Seems like I have spent more time in that than the house anyway... :eek:

 

[dirty~d~]

FC ~ You've just described a handful of my characteristics and yet I managed to give hell a blast of cold. :confused: Keep in mind that what you might find as faults in yourself, another might find as desirables in a mate. ;) When you find the right one you'll welcome it with open arms. :cool:







For in the meantime...the next time you're at a wedding...



















DUCK!!!! :eek: :laugh:

 

[firecracker22]

Originally posted by dirty~d~

For in the meantime...the next time you're at a wedding...



DUCK!!!! :eek: :laugh:

NO KIDDING!!!

The thought that someone might actually LIKE the things I do is intruiging. Far fetched, even. But hey, in the meantime, I've got my dirt bike and my career to think of, in that order.

And all of you with your happy stories give me hope!

 

[OnAnySunday]

Originally posted by firecracker22:
"Let's see, I'm obnoxious, loudmouthed, stubborn, opinionated and independent, all of which make a BAD girlfriend or wife. I'm no expert cook, don't really care if I only dust the house once a month, and I'd rather go riding than cook/clean/garden/decorate or whatever it is that normal women do in their spare time."

Must be sumthin to it.
That pretty much describes my wife, except...........she doesnt like MOTORCYCLES!!!!!! aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! :whiner:

 

[Smit-Dog]

.... one day you'll find a ying for that yang or yours....

 

[splatt]

Originally posted by firecracker22
I don't know what the last 3 letters stand for . . . 

 

PMP means peeing my pants. Your a great girl and everything but your intimidating to most guys. Most guys egos just can't handle you.

 

Steve

 

[firecracker22]

Originally posted by splatt

Your a great girl and everything but your intimidating to most guys. Most guys egos just can't handle you.

I'm flattered . . . thanks. But it's sort of a backhanded compliment, I guess. You're right though, I tend to piss guys off. Oh well.

 

[bclapham]

hey Sharla, you realize that in England it is tradition for the bridesmaid to get it on with the best man! maybe you missed the opportunity, otherwise, i can hook you up with some of my mates back in england. Us brits treasure a gal that can hold her ale!:)

 

[whyzee]

So Bruce, if the best man is married does it just follow progression, say head usher, 2nd usher, until the faint possibility that young Master Timothy, the ring bearer, gets to hook up with the bridesmaid?
:yeehaw:

 

[firecracker22]

You know, the best man wasn't bad looking at all, and he was extremely funny, but I think he was already married.