Grilling Season - Important

[Okiewan]

B B Q RULES

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to
refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking
activity.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks t he wom an how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And,
upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
pleasing some women.

 

[Papakeith]

duck n cover!

 

[squeaky]

Yeah, sure Okie, I'm sure that's how it works at your house...

:nener:

 

[Ol'89r]

Yeah, sure Okie, I'm sure that's how it works at your house...
:nener:

Oops. :whoa: Squeaks ratted you out. :laugh:

Now we know the real story. :rotfl:

Funny stuff though.

 

[nikki]

Ha!! :laugh:

 

[GETMETOCA]

Scooter isn't gonna put up wit dat.

You forgot to add:
Step 13: Woman spends $500 at day spa the next day. Her "night off" was so much fun she decided to extend it into the next day...

 

[Okiewan]

I keep forgetting people on here know my wife. :)

 

[jackflack44]

ha that doesnt seem like she would be happy... well better get going to the track! :nener:

 

[Papakeith]

Yeah, sure Okie, I'm sure that's how it works at your house...

:nener:

Well, we both know for certain that is how it works in your house. At least that's what Rooster told me :nod: .

 

[Thump]

I think if that chain of events happened she may take over cooking rights and grill a vinyay and make sure that she burned yours.

 

[Patman]

Wow that's just exactly what happened this evening at my house except I threw the veggies on the grill as well when they were brought to my throne of fire :)

 

[XRpredator]

Well, we both know for certain that is how it works in your house. At least that's what Rooster told me :nod: .

 

[BSWIFT]

13) Man sleeps on couch for a week! (remote in hand)

 

[Rooster]

Well, we both know for certain that is how it works in your house. At least that's what Rooster told me :nod: .

Throw me to the wolves. :fft:

 

[XRpredator]

speaking of grilling . . .

the other day the wife was looking through one of her plethora of Rachael Ray or Good Housekeeping or Real Simple orNational Geographic or Whatever Lady/Cooking Magazine Is Popular Right Now magazine at recipes, and found something about grilling pizza.

Let me tell you somethin', people. She mixed up a batch of dough, we made some little pizzas, and they are awesome. Not too much awesome, just enough awesome.

 

[_JOE_]

Throw me to the wolves. :fft:

I'm thinkin the only thing grillin at Rooster's house is his ass after that one, lol!