I'll Be Out of Town

[LongGone]

In case any of you here are trying to reach me I'll be out of town for a couple weeks. I won't have access to the internet/ email/ message boards. :rotfl: :coocoo:

No, really! There are two truths here. 1. I really will be out of town... 2. This is a Flame for all those message board douchers who think anyone gives a crap when they're not around. LOL Like most of you, I'm a member on numerous message boards. I always get a kick out of random members posting when they won't be available. Like somehow I'm really gonna give a crap or that an emergency will come up and I'll need to talk to bigjeepz69 immediately. LOL

The fact is...whether I'm on here posting or I ran off to eat sh-- and die somewhere I'm pretty sure your lives will go on. :laugh:

 

[Papakeith]

*beep* This is an automated response: I'm sorry, but I won't be around this weekend to answer this post. I should return by Monday. You can expect to hear from me at some point after then. *beep*

 

[Patman]

Who are you?

 

[oldguy]

I thought you were already LongGone but I might have been mistaken as usual

 

[Ol'89r]

In case any of you here are trying to reach me I'll be out of town for a couple weeks.
The fact is...whether I'm on here posting or I ran off to eat sh-- and die somewhere I'm pretty sure your lives will go on. :laugh:

Are you a member here???? :coocoo:

 

[Porkchop]

Ahhhh, the flame board, such a fine place for abstract condesending pretentiousness, a subject so very dear to my heart. Enjoy your time off long gone & while you're away go pound some sand, I'll be doing the same here. Best regards, P.C. :yikes:

 

[ellandoh]

my favorites are the folks who'd lead you to believe they live a fairy tale life.

by the way we just dropped the kids at summer camp and are off to our month vacation around the world. you guys will live as I'll have the housekeeper return my messages. going to hate returning though with all the shopping i'm going to have to catch up on UGHH

 

[Okiewan]

I'm already gone!

 

[oldguy]

I'm already gone!

My wife says that about me all the time :blah:

 

[BSWIFT]

I'm already gone!

Sounds like an Eagles tune!

 

[RM_guy]

I'd like to add that I have bad gas and my breath smells of cheese.

 

[Patman]

I'd like to add that I have bad gas and my breath smells of cheese.

Some things never change.

 

[holeshot]

2. This is a Flame for all those message board douchers who think anyone gives a crap when they're not around.

My favorite is when someone posts "I'm back" and people on the board are wondering who the heck the guy is and why would anyone care.

There's real life and message board life - the two lives are separate entities.


Note: There are occasions when people on the board know the other person in real life - maybe we can call those people 50/50 r's. :nod:

 

[RM_guy]

...Note: There are occasions when people on the board know the other person in real life - maybe we can call those people 50/50 r's. :nod:

Wait a minute...you people are real??? :whoa:

 

[LongGone]

Excellent point, holeshot!

I'll be sure and post my "I'm back!" thread when I get back in a couple weeks. LOL

Something like;
"Now that I'm back we can resume our normal message board activities." :rotfl:

 

[LongGone]

my favorites are the folks who'd lead you to believe they live a fairy tale life.

by the way we just dropped the kids at summer camp and are off to our month vacation around the world. you guys will live as I'll have the housekeeper return my messages. going to hate returning though with all the shopping i'm going to have to catch up on UGHH

I love those people too! LOL

 

[Patman]

I thought you were supposed to be gone already.

 

[LongGone]

This coming weekend...be gone for 2 wks.

 

[Patman]

We're counting the hours.

 

[dirt bike dave]

I only opened this thread because I mistook the author for LongTime, lol.

Disappointing.