Top Ten Worst Dirt Bikes of All Time

Green Horn

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I've read that one before. Interesting stuff, and Rick S. has a way with words that cracks me up everytime. :)
 

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I never rode any of those back in the day but it made me feel like I did :laugh: I especially like the ATC report.
 
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Disbelief!

I owned (2) Hodakas (Super Rat & Wombat) and I can't believe neither one of those made the list. Great handling bikes and good power but the stupid shifting mechanism was absolultely an engineers's brain fart! The shifter arm was mounted to the side case and push the shift rod in and out. The thing would pop in and out of gear whenever it felt like it.


I feel liek the ulimate loser for buying (2) of them and feel very discontented that my loserism isn't reflected in the Top 10!!!

I humbly accept my status as a Hodaka-shame!
 
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Yeah, I Rick really cracks me up too! I remember reading that one a while back and when he got to the part where he said "any 3 wheeler" I lost it!
 

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I remember the Bridgestone 100's bizarre shifting pattern, up, up, up, wham! :eek:
More than that, though, I remember my 1st summer of real freedom on a bike that just couldn't be killed in Green River, Wyoming over 3 decades ago :yeehaw:
 
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YAMAHA YZ 490 (all years)
"If you jetted it rich enough to keep this dog from seizing, it would blubber, puke, foul plugs and produce no power. If you jetted it to run strong, it would invariably seize."

Oh yeah and so much more........

I thought it was going to be the resurrection of my dirt biking days, anybody need parts? :laugh:
 

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In 19 and 71 I was the proud racer of a TM400 Suzuki. You did not really ride the thing you just tried to hang on and survive the moto. The thing was so wicked and wheelied so hard that the crossbar took out 9 of my front teeth. Back then we wore open face helments and jofa mouthguards for protection. I still remember the Suzuki dealer telling people that this is the exact same bike Roger DeCoster won the world championship on. Riiiight!
 
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I still own a mint 1974 SC500 It was bout 6 months old when I bought it, the first owner layed it over(slight dent in the tank) and got scared of it and rightly so, i believe I paid $300 (if memory serves me) I think the price at the time was a big factor I rode it a little in some MX's and scrambles at the time but it was too much work to ride so I went back to riding my first NEW bike the F11M which was not as hard to keep on the track. I would never buy a model year (new) bike until 25 years later
 

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I had an Ossa 250 Stilletto spit me off halfway down a smooth straight. No reason whatsoever. Still haven't figured it out.

Never rode it again. It made my list, but not Rick's.
 

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mobrown said:
I owned (2) Hodakas (Super Rat & Wombat) and I can't believe neither one of those made the list. Great handling bikes and good power but the stupid shifting mechanism was absolultely an engineers's brain fart! The shifter arm was mounted to the side case and push the shift rod in and out. The thing would pop in and out of gear whenever it felt like it.


I feel liek the ulimate loser for buying (2) of them and feel very discontented that my loserism isn't reflected in the Top 10!!!

I humbly accept my status as a Hodaka-shame!

I was one of those Hodaka owners too. I had a Super Rat in 1973 or 74. :ugg: It should have made the list :flame:
 
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Back then, my two best mates had one each of these 'new' bikes - a TM400 and an SC500. We being used to Bridgestone 110s and MX175s and such thought these were the best thing going. But the mates spent most of their time trying to fix em after breakin out on the trail or fixing their butt when they got spit off. Good viewing though, watching a fourteen year old skinny runt trying to hang on to one of them critters when on the pipe! all roost and bounce! thank god handling caught up (eventually) with power.
 

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Don't be talkin trash about Hodakas. I had a Combat Wombat and we whipped all the TM125s the day this photo was shot. '73 or thereabouts.

Who is that skinny kid anyway?
 

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ironworker

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crack up

Rick Sieman is such a crack up, I couldn’t hold it together reading the article, What I do find strange is, I used to ride a CZ 250 it must have been early 70's and a Yamaha 125 early 70's and I don’t remember them being as damn ugly and prehistoric looking as they are every time I see old pictures of those bikes. I guess I was just young.
 
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Ancient post, I would say, todays modern 4-strokes, why you ask? Simple, expensive, expensive, expensive. The engines are like a ticking time bomb, back in the day we never needed a hour meter, we just slapped some rings, maybe a piston, and used all the money spent on a modern bike to ride for many years. I have gone into many dirt bike dealers, flipped the price tag to see the numbers and had heart failure. Screw that! Hey dealers, the reason you aren't selling bikes like in the 70's and 80's is no one can afford them. Doy! lol, Bring back the 2-strokes and lasting 4-strokes, and you will profit. Summing it up, These modern race bikes are bogus, and kinda insect looking, ewww! LOL! Always strong in my beliefs, Red Rider!!!! 0187b34d5358171f8f01a65444938545--road-bike-motorcycle-posters.jpg