Weak joke of the week

[rfs mike]

 :yeehaw:

> HOW TO BATHE THE CAT!
>
>1. THOROUGHLY CLEAN THE TOILET.
>
>
>2. LIFT THE LID AND ADD SHAMPOO.
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>3. FIND AND SOOTHE CAT AS YOU CARRY IT TO THE BATHROOM.
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>4. IN ONE SWIFT MOVE, PLACE CAT IN THE TOILET, CLOSE THE LID AND STAND ON
>TOP SO CAT CANNOT ESCAPE.
>
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>5. THE CAT WILL SELF-AGITATE AND PRODUCE AMPLE SUDS. (IGNORE RUCKUS FROM
>INSIDE TOILET, CAT IS ENJOYING THIS)
>
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>6. FLUSH TOILET THREE OF FOUR TIMES. THIS PROVIDES A POWER RINSE, WHICH IS
>QUITE EFFECTIVE.
>
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>7. STAND AS FAR FROM TOILET AS POSSIBLE AND QUICKLY LIFT THE LID.
>
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>8. CLEAN CAT WILL ROCKET OUT OF THE TOILET AND OUTDOORS, WHERE IT WILL AIR
>DRY.
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>SINCERELY,
>
>THE DOG

 

[gwcrim]

Bow wow wow, yippee yo, yippee yay!

 

[wibby]

Wish I'd had that idea when I was 14. My cat got sprayed by a skunk, and Dad told me to go hose her down. So I put her in a platic garbage can and put a barbecue grate over the top and let 'er have it. As the water level rose, she stuck all four legs out separate ways and clung to the sides of the can! I finally couldn't handle her screaming and let her rocket out!!... By the time she returned home... she did not smell, so I guess it was a success! ;)

 

[IrishEKU]

wibby and rfs,


:) :thumb:

Reminds me of all the fun Moose and I had wit a 1 generation removed (We swore it was Bobcat!) Maine Coon named Mittens. You wouldn't belive all the fun two kids could have with a linoliem floor and a highley agitated feline! :yeehaw: :laugh: