89R...how come you haven't been doint this?

[High Lord Gomer]

http://dvice.com/archives/2010/05/exclusive-inter.php

 

[High Lord Gomer]

..and no, I'm not talking about microwaving your armpit sweat glands. Farther down the page.

 

[_JOE_]

Those look like ALOT of fun!

 

[Ol'89r]

Hey Mike.. Here in Cacafornia we use regular cars for bumper cars. Have you not seen our freeways??? :whoa:

Actually those are pretty cool. I have seen some at car shows but never a street legal one.

 

[a454elk]

9er isnt allowed to drive on the street anymore, his diaper gets caught under the brake.

 

[pesky nz]

real bumper cars can be found in NZ we call them stock cars and its full contact racing or teams of five

 

[High Lord Gomer]

Are the the electric variety or do they have gas engines?

 

[pesky nz]

toyota and nissan v8 are most popular in the big league, a real red-neck type night out with clay spraying into the seating area. And an extra twist in the demolition derbi 1meter high steel ramp jump
I tried a link but failed but if you google( peter rees nz stockcars) you'll be able to see some carnage

 

[Ol'89r]

9er isnt allowed to drive on the street anymore, his diaper gets caught under the brake.

Hey!!! :yell: Shut it copper. Get over here and mow my lawn. I can't find my dog anymore. :nener: :moon:

 

[a454elk]

:moon:

 

[High Lord Gomer]

:moon:

You always make those kind of offers when you've been patrolling up in SF.

 

[Ol'89r]

He always likes to show his best side, :ohmy: :laugh: :rotfl: :nener:

 

[a454elk]

Im rubber youre glue. And I dont like you two! Ha!

 

[Ol'89r]

And I dont like you two! Ha!

OH, NOOOO! Now you've hurt my fweelings. :fft: :nener:

 

[High Lord Gomer]

89R...he doesn't like us, he LUVVSS US!!!

 

[a454elk]

You got me! Im a pushover for the elderly and mentally challenged. You pick who fits where.

 

[High Lord Gomer]

Well...I'm pretty sure we both fit both.

 

[Ol'89r]

Well...I'm pretty sure we both fit both.

:nod: :laugh:

ya' know Mike... You would think he would be a little nicer to the guy that works on his front forks. :yikes:

 

[High Lord Gomer]

Does he know your secret damping ingredient is spider eggs?

 

[Ol'89r]

Ask him about the treacherous So Cal Airbox Spider sometime. :ohmy: :yikes: :laugh:

I never saw him move so fast. :rotfl:

 

[Rich Rohrich]

Ask him about the treacherous So Cal Airbox Spider sometime. :ohmy: :yikes: :laugh:

I never saw him move so fast. :rotfl:

So with that in mind if a guy robbed a bank in a Spiderman suit and Elky got the call, would he just poop his pants and run around in a circle like Curly? :whoa:

 

[a454elk]

Ok really, is this where this thread has gone!? I can focus past my weaknesses and do the job no matter how many legs it has! That would be kinda weird though, chasing a spiderman and all. On another note, my dog bit a a naked guy and it wasn't twinspank!

 

[High Lord Gomer]

That makes me question your training methods, Occifer Spankarello.

 

[Ol'89r]

On another note, my dog bit a a naked guy!

Jeeze. :coocoo: Why are there always naked guys involved in Oskifer Poncherallo's stories? :ohmy:

 

[Rich Rohrich]

On another note, my dog bit a a naked guy and it wasn't twinspank!

You get all the good ones Elk :yikes: Other than "Gomering in a public place" what other crime was said naked perpetrator guilty of?