all I wanna do is make a deposit!

XRpredator

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so I go do my various banking duties today, since it's payday, and I have to deal with bank tellers. I've decided I'm going to make a shirt to wear on days that I have to do this. It will have the following on it:
  • I don't want a new ATM card
  • I don't want to refinance
  • I don't want to open a savings account
  • I don't want any money orders
  • I don't want any traveler's checks
  • I don't even want to talk!
please, bank teller type people, just take care of my transaction in a timely manner and let's just get out of here. You really don't care how my weekend was, do you?
 

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Pred - Here in the civilized world we have things like direct deposit and online banking so you don't have to deal with the mouth breathers. ;)
 

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Direct deposit......Hmmmmm
 

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Rich Rohrich said:
Pred - Here in the civilized world we have things like direct deposit and online banking so you don't have to deal with the mouth breathers. ;)
yeah, well I still live in the late '70s, so I gotta deal with what I gotta deal with :|
 

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No one said life in a mud hut would be easy. ;)
 

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Here in the civilized world we have things like direct deposit and online banking so you don't have to deal with the mouth breathers
I'm anti civilized! I'm like 1 of 1000 in my company with a Live check! I like to walk in a talk with the new minimium wage employee everyweek. I use a small bank and they all know me when I walk in. If I ever have a problem they fix it it no questions asked!
 

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Oh, another thing, XRP, todays banks only work with coins & folding money. They will not take your beads & skins......
 
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Hopin' you got a doggie treat
 
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At least you are making a deposit, I'm usualy going the other way with my money.
 

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Farmer John said:
Oh, another thing, XRP, todays banks only work with coins & folding money. They will not take your beads & skins......
Now FJ, don't be tellin' that to my local Hudson's Bay Co. outlet! I did pretty good when I took in my last bale of beaver pelts. Does a good job of making the pickup payments.
 

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I don't want a new ATM card
I don't want to refinance
I don't want to open a savings account
I don't want any money orders
I don't want any traveler's checks
I don't even want to talk!
Do you want fries with that?
Do you want cheese on that quarter pounder?
Do you want some cheese to go with your whine?


In the words of the great modern day philosopher, Tim Wilson:

"Banks is what's wrong with this country!"
 

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:rotfl:

Too much awesome......................................