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[QUOTE="zio, post: 671884, member: 19332"] Sign me up. I love driving forklifts. I'll drive them faster to market than anyone. And I have a few ideers about making them better: #1) Replace played-out "beep" with air horns that play "La Cucaracha". Mexicans will shop longer at Home Depot if you're playing their song. #2) Long-travel suspension. The last time I drove forklift was outdoors, and the lack of suspension & solid tires made for a very uncomfortable day in the saddle. How 'bout one of those fancy air-seats that truckers use, too? #3) Hop up the hydraulic pumps. No one likes waiting 10-15 seconds for the operator to get a pallet down off the top shelf. I need my new toilet NOW! Shoot for increasing the speed by at least 3-5 times. I want to be on the razors edge between safety & orbit-launches. #4) Name change. Let's face it- the newer generation doesn't recognize names like Clarke. You've gotta spice it up a bit. New graphics are a must, too. BTW, is there a mandatory psych evaluation or anything? Do I have to interview, or can you grease the weels for me? [/QUOTE]
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