gospeedracer

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Well, it's now official. I'm actually someone's Aunt now. After 2 days of labor my sister finally had her baby via C-Section.

Strange, very strange, not sure what to make of the situation. But I'm glad that they're both okay. :confused:
 

XRpredator

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You didn't go into specifics, are you an aunt or an uncle? :confused:

'bout dang time, share our congrats with your sis. :)
 

dirty~d~

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HAHA! You're one step closer to having your very own rugrat. :confused:
 

Milk

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Atta girl Aim's. You the man!
 

nikki

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Babies... ugg! :uh: Congrats to your sis! :yeehaw:
 

gospeedracer

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And so it begins............... :debil:

Just got off the phone with my Mom. She's hysterical. She's happy, upset and depressed.... you know, the norm in my family. Happy for my sis, upset she can't be there and depresed because the first person she wanted to call was her sister who passed away last year. :( And because of the wine, she won't stop calling me "Auntie Aimee, oh that is sooo cute, Auntie Aimee".......... I'm in pergatory. :p My brother is like me, it will take sometime before we both learn it's name isn't actually "it". ;)

oh ya, it's a boy, 8lbs, 8oz, 21", 10 fingers, 10 toes, a set of ear shattering lungs.......
 

Pokie

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and born in Australia...? g'day mate!

Aunt Aimee is nothing compared to granma Aimee! hehehehe...

congrats
 

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Auntie GSR, Congrats to your Sis. :cool:
 

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That goods news Aimee! Glad to hear everything went well with your sister and the baby. Now that the "Auntie" title is out of the way, get working on the "Mommy" title now. :laugh:
 

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Strange, very strange, not sure what to make of the situation.

I'll say. It's gotta be kinda creepy going around for 9 months with a creature growing inside of you. And then what you wimmen folk go through expelling it!

Man, I'm glad I'm a man! Spurt, spurt and my part was done. Well.... I'll be paying for my three for the next 20 yrs or so. :scream:

Congratulations!!!
 

GETMETOCA

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Congrats Aimee. Just call me when you need some tips on how to earn that "Most Fun Auntie" title. I'll teach you the words to The Booger Song and give you my connection for fireworks contraband. Okay, I'll also share my "Best Pranks To Play on Grandma" guidelines.

Congrats to your sis! :)
 

JuliusPleaser

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I would pay big $$ to see Aimee change a loaded diaper. :)

(Do C-section children always try to leave the house through a window?)
 

Tony Eeds

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Originally posted by Julius Pleaser
I would pay big $$ to see Aimee change a loaded diaper. :)

(Do C-section children always try to leave the house through a window?)

I think I see the start of a COUPLE of new polls ....

Congrats Auntie Aimee! They really can be fun. Don't lick mustard off your fingers while the kid is around.

I can teach you some fractured fairy tales ... it's great when they repeat them. :laugh:
 

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"Auntie Aimee I think I pooped in my pants, can you help me?"
 

gospeedracer

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Originally posted by GETMETOCA
Just call me when you need some tips on how to earn that "Most Fun Auntie" title. I'll teach you the words to The Booger Song and give you my connection for fireworks contraband. Okay, I'll also share my "Best Pranks To Play on Grandma" guidelines.

I was hoping "if I give you gum, will you go away?" would be sufficient. No? :p
 

zio

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Isn't this going to be fun! You know, it's your hatred of all things tiny that's gonna result in privates more wallered out than Fat Albert's tube socks & boobs to your ankles. In Asia, they call it karma.

I think it's our duty as good citizens of the universe to grease the wheels of inevitability & get Aimee knocked up. Eddie, lose the tighties & put on the moves. It's go time.
 

Timr

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Originally posted by Kiwi Bird
"Auntie Aimee I think I pooped in my pants, can you help me?"

The real fun part comes after that,  "Auntie Aimee...Did I do a good job wiping?"  :moon:
 

truespode

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Originally posted by zio
it's your hatred of all things tiny

I must resist commenting on that.

get Aimee knocked up.

Must resist commenting.

Eddie, lose the tighties & put on the moves. It's go time.

Damn you guys... my resistance is waining... you guys sure are making this difficult!!

Besides I heard Eddie doesn't wear undies (or that's what Gomer told me).

Ivan
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slo' mo

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now you know why Ed & Auntie Speedy always provide the ice cream treats at DW. They's practicing for the real world scenario. I hear that twins run rampant in Ed's lineage.

OK, repeat after me...

MOM!
Are we there yet?
He hit me first!
No I didn't poop my pants.
Can we watch Barney again?
Can I have some candy?
Can I have some money?
Can I ride your motorcycle?
Can you fix my motorcycle?

and the list goes on & on & on :laugh:
 

truespode

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Originally posted by slo' mo
OK, repeat after me...

MOM!
Are we there yet?
He hit me first!
No I didn't poop my pants.
Can we watch Barney again?
Can I have some candy?
Can I have some money?
Can I ride your motorcycle?
Can you fix my motorcycle?

and the list goes on & on & on :laugh:

After reading that I can see Eddie and Aimee sitting around tonight and Eddie inches closer and puts his hand on her knee and Aimee hauls off and knocks the piss out of him and says, "Don't you dare touch me!"

She then runs down the hall screaming "You better go get snippity snip snipped!!"

:p

Ivan
 
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