AVAST!! Ye'll be graded on the curve of me cutlass!!

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Well I'll be keelhauled! Here she be!

 

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It's amazing what passes for education these days. No wonder there are so many dumbasses wandering around. :)
 
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The TRUE heroes of the pirate days were those privateer pirates. They didn't have the big fancy ships with the works sails and cannons like the factory pirates did. And let's not even get into the difference in gear. All the factory guys had the latest Leatt carbon fiber eye patch, while the privateers were scuffling over the last scrap of used toilet paper to use as a make-shift eye patch (interestingly, this is where the term "stink eye" originated, but that's a fictional story for another time...) And rarely would the factory pirates even toss a dubloon overboard to a privateer pirate as they sailed past. It was a tough life indeed. Arrrrr...
 

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Once again Lou is the voice of reason in a sea of insanity. :)
 

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Avast!! Methinks a Master's in Piracy would do me good, M'Lord. Pirates were about the Productivity, matey.
 

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I always wanted a Cutlass when I was young. Never got one. Only my Impala SS
 

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Rich Rohrich said:
It's amazing what passes for education these days. No wonder there are so many dumbasses wandering around. :)
Once again Lou is the voice of reason in a sea of insanity

So earning a Masters while studying piracy wouldn't impress you if I put it in my resume? :(
 

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Green Horn said:
So earning a Masters while studying piracy wouldn't impress you if I put it in my resume? :(

... it would impress me on the same scale as your famous "tassel dance" Greenie. :whoa:
 

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BadgerMan said:
Speaking of privateers, isn't it interesting how we have made a nice friendly pop culture cartoon figure out of this barbarian?
Darn right! Natty's favorite pirate, me hearty!

I think VD likes him too.

 

BadgerMan

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He makes for a mean rum cake.......I'll give you that. :nod:
 

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"Pirates of the Caribbean"

... in my eyes,..... a very poor rendition of true piracy....
 

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I thought pyrite was a rock.
 

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a454elk said:
I thought pyrite was a rock.


No, pyrite is a street not too far from me.


I'm sure real pirates weren't like some guy named Johnny Dippity Doo, prancing around like some effeminate high seas lumberjack.

It offends me sensibilities ..... aaaaaaaargh :pissed:
 

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biglou said:
(interestingly, this is where the term "stink eye" originated, but that's a fictional story for another time...)

Excuse me while I clean the coffee off of my monitor and keyboard!

Please do share the story...
 

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Ah, the old stink eye, or as it has been known as the "Oklahoma Starfish". A rare sight matey, a rare sight indeed.
 
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