- Nov 25, 1999
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Well with the secrete Santa deal in full swing, I get an email from non other than Rich Rohrich. His ploy, I'm contacting you on behalf of your secrete Santa to find out what you would like for Christmas. So, I put a few things down and off goes the email. A few weeks pass and yet another email from Rich. "Got your package yet?"
Now, I think to myself, "Self, is Rich sending me something?" So I contacted my neighbor who is a Tulsa policeman and we got the Bomb Squad on stand-by. The package arrived via USPS, no dogs could be seen checking the package, yet, strangely enough there was only ONE postal worker in site(maybe that isn't strange after all).;) Fortunately, the Bomb Squad's families will rest easy knowing there loved ones are safe.
Dirty~D~ gave me some really insightful info in my present. The three things men should know most of all, "How to pick up chicks!"
1. Pump iron three times a week. (Doesn't work for me)
2. Join a Rock band (Did that and it didn't help)
3. Put a sock in your pants. (I think we have a winner!)
Not to mention the "Kisses" that she sent to me. Thank you very much from me and the Bomb Squad.
Now, I think to myself, "Self, is Rich sending me something?" So I contacted my neighbor who is a Tulsa policeman and we got the Bomb Squad on stand-by. The package arrived via USPS, no dogs could be seen checking the package, yet, strangely enough there was only ONE postal worker in site(maybe that isn't strange after all).;) Fortunately, the Bomb Squad's families will rest easy knowing there loved ones are safe.
Dirty~D~ gave me some really insightful info in my present. The three things men should know most of all, "How to pick up chicks!"
1. Pump iron three times a week. (Doesn't work for me)
2. Join a Rock band (Did that and it didn't help)
3. Put a sock in your pants. (I think we have a winner!)
Not to mention the "Kisses" that she sent to me. Thank you very much from me and the Bomb Squad.
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