car maker acronyms

[Caper007]

acura
Awful Crappy Unreliable Rusty Automobile
Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
Another Case of a Useless Retarded Automobile

amc
Afro Motor Company
Americans Making Crap

audi
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

beetle
Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine

bmw
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Bavarian Manure Wagon
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Big Money Waste
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Born Moderately Wealthy
Break My Windows
Broken Money Waster
******* Money Wielders
Bowel Movement Wagon

buick
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Built Under Inspection of Crappy Koreans

camaro
Can't America Make A Real One?
Cool American Made Automobile, Runs Outstanding

chevrolet
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Crappy Hot Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time

chrysler
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relatives

citroen
Crap Interior, Terrible Road-holding, Owned Entirely by Nutters

dodge
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Don't Over Do Gutless Engines

datsun
Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips

fiat
Failure In Automotive Technology
Fix It Again Tony
Fix It All the Time
****ing Italians Ain't Trustworthy

ford
First On Recall Day
First On Race Day
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flip Over, Read Directions
For Old Retired Dudes
Found On Road Dead
Found On Roadside Dump
Fraternal Order of Restored Desotos
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

gm
Garbage Makers
General Mistake
Generous Motors
Garage Man's Companion
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Got More Crap?
Grungy Merchandise
Got Mechanic Coming

honda
Helping Out Nips Destroy America
How Odd, No Damn Acceleration
Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
Hand Over Dollars to Asians
had one never did again

jeep
Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts
Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole
Just Everyone Elses Parts
Junk Each and Every Piece
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
Jumps Everything Ever Parked

mazda
Making A Zillion Dollars Annually

mopar
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over Power Approaching Rapidly
Mistubishi's Over Priced American Replicate
Mutilate Other Products At Races

nissan
Now In Some ****ty Automobile Nightmare
Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nips

oldsmobile
Oh Look Damnit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated by Infamies Like Edsel

pinto
Put In New Tranny Often

plymouth
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood



porsche
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Phased Out Racer Still Can't Hold Engine
Please Overlook Really ****ty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough

renault
Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash

saab
Stupid Arrogant ******* Babies
Swedish Automobile, Always Broken

toyota
Taking Our Yen Out, Thanks Asia
towed out your old truck again

triumph
The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily

vw
Very Worthless

stp
Stop Those Pistons

napa
Never Any Parts Available

 

[Offroadr]

I know one for Pontiac but I con't post it :)

 

[High Lord Gomer]

I'll do it for ya... :o

Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac

 

[tony91]

Caper....alphabetical order.....Nice form!!! :)

 

[kmccune]

There is a really good one for FORD, but this IS a family site!

 

[Kawidude]

There is a really good one for FORD, but this IS a family site!

Does it end with ------ Over Rebuilt Dodge? I was looking for that one and didn't see it listed. My favorite!

 

[Caper007]

I just copied and pasted from another site. There were alot that I had to delete. lol

 

[Offroadr]

I'll do it for ya... :o

Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac

Thats not QUITE it :p

 

[Caper007]

Pontiac

Poor old NEWFIE thinks its a cadillac. :laugh:

If there are any newfies here dont get upset, Im a Cape Bretoner and Im allowed to make fun of you guys. :nener:

 

[rickyd]

FORD
F*%$#*^#
Oakies
Really
Dig em
:ohmy: :coocoo:

Chevrolet
Cylinder Head Exhaust Valves Rattle, Oil Leaks Every Time :laugh:

 

[kmccune]

Does it end with ------ Over Rebuilt Dodge? I was looking for that one and didn't see it listed. My favorite![/QUOT

:rotfl:

 

[eldrm]

my old girlfriends father owned a pontiac dealership,he didn't find that one amusing when i told it......

 

[mylesc]

Ford = Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy

IROC = It's Really Only a Camaro

 

[Farmer John]

Do you guys remember the Mekur XR4TI?
eXpreimental Racer 4 Total Idiots. :)