acura
Awful Crappy Unreliable Rusty Automobile
Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
Another Case of a Useless Retarded Automobile
amc
Afro Motor Company
Americans Making Crap
audi
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
beetle
Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine
bmw
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Bavarian Manure Wagon
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Big Money Waste
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Born Moderately Wealthy
Break My Windows
Broken Money Waster
******* Money Wielders
Bowel Movement Wagon
buick
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Built Under Inspection of Crappy Koreans
camaro
Can't America Make A Real One?
Cool American Made Automobile, Runs Outstanding
chevrolet
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Crappy Hot Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time
chrysler
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relatives
citroen
Crap Interior, Terrible Road-holding, Owned Entirely by Nutters
dodge
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Don't Over Do Gutless Engines
datsun
Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
fiat
Failure In Automotive Technology
Fix It Again Tony
Fix It All the Time
****ing Italians Ain't Trustworthy
ford
First On Recall Day
First On Race Day
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flip Over, Read Directions
For Old Retired Dudes
Found On Road Dead
Found On Roadside Dump
Fraternal Order of Restored Desotos
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
gm
Garbage Makers
General Mistake
Generous Motors
Garage Man's Companion
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Got More Crap?
Grungy Merchandise
Got Mechanic Coming
honda
Helping Out Nips Destroy America
How Odd, No Damn Acceleration
Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
Hand Over Dollars to Asians
had one never did again
jeep
Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts
Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole
Just Everyone Elses Parts
Junk Each and Every Piece
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
Jumps Everything Ever Parked
mazda
Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
mopar
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over Power Approaching Rapidly
Mistubishi's Over Priced American Replicate
Mutilate Other Products At Races
nissan
Now In Some ****ty Automobile Nightmare
Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nips
oldsmobile
Oh Look Damnit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated by Infamies Like Edsel
pinto
Put In New Tranny Often
plymouth
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
porsche
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Phased Out Racer Still Can't Hold Engine
Please Overlook Really ****ty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
renault
Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash
saab
Stupid Arrogant ******* Babies
Swedish Automobile, Always Broken
toyota
Taking Our Yen Out, Thanks Asia
towed out your old truck again
triumph
The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
vw
Very Worthless
stp
Stop Those Pistons
napa
Never Any Parts Available
Awful Crappy Unreliable Rusty Automobile
Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
Another Case of a Useless Retarded Automobile
amc
Afro Motor Company
Americans Making Crap
audi
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
beetle
Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine
bmw
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Bavarian Manure Wagon
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Big Money Waste
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Born Moderately Wealthy
Break My Windows
Broken Money Waster
******* Money Wielders
Bowel Movement Wagon
buick
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Built Under Inspection of Crappy Koreans
camaro
Can't America Make A Real One?
Cool American Made Automobile, Runs Outstanding
chevrolet
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Crappy Hot Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time
chrysler
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relatives
citroen
Crap Interior, Terrible Road-holding, Owned Entirely by Nutters
dodge
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Don't Over Do Gutless Engines
datsun
Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
fiat
Failure In Automotive Technology
Fix It Again Tony
Fix It All the Time
****ing Italians Ain't Trustworthy
ford
First On Recall Day
First On Race Day
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flip Over, Read Directions
For Old Retired Dudes
Found On Road Dead
Found On Roadside Dump
Fraternal Order of Restored Desotos
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
gm
Garbage Makers
General Mistake
Generous Motors
Garage Man's Companion
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Got More Crap?
Grungy Merchandise
Got Mechanic Coming
honda
Helping Out Nips Destroy America
How Odd, No Damn Acceleration
Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
Hand Over Dollars to Asians
had one never did again
jeep
Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts
Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole
Just Everyone Elses Parts
Junk Each and Every Piece
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
Jumps Everything Ever Parked
mazda
Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
mopar
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over Power Approaching Rapidly
Mistubishi's Over Priced American Replicate
Mutilate Other Products At Races
nissan
Now In Some ****ty Automobile Nightmare
Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nips
oldsmobile
Oh Look Damnit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated by Infamies Like Edsel
pinto
Put In New Tranny Often
plymouth
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
porsche
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Phased Out Racer Still Can't Hold Engine
Please Overlook Really ****ty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
renault
Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash
saab
Stupid Arrogant ******* Babies
Swedish Automobile, Always Broken
toyota
Taking Our Yen Out, Thanks Asia
towed out your old truck again
triumph
The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
vw
Very Worthless
stp
Stop Those Pistons
napa
Never Any Parts Available