Christmas song

[Tony Eeds]

Cousin David knew just what went wrong

 

[Brian]

So we waited out on our front lawn

 

[KelvinKDX]

OK - so i just downloaded the mp3 (5.7MB) from someone at mIRC.

I'm gonig to listen to it and see if it's as good as all y'all make it out to be.

If anyone want s the mp3 let me know - i'll email er.

 

[KelvinKDX]

oohh - it's kinda like a luv song with a Christmas twang. :whiner:

 

[Treejumper]

<=== Wrong! :)

 

[KelvinKDX]

He threw the breaker and the lights came on

 

[Tony Eeds]

And we sang Silent Night Oh Silent Night

They are playing it on the PBS Christmas show right NOW!

 

[KelvinKDX]

Carve the turkey - turn the ball game on

 

[Tony Eeds]

Make Bloody Marys :thumb: cause we all want one

 

[Patman]

Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go

 

[Tony Eeds]

We need some celery and a can of fake snow

 

[Brian]

, a bag of corn nuts and some Diet Sprite,

Oh no!! Song's almost over!! What will we do next? :think:

 

[Tony Eeds]

corn nuts ???????????

my copy says lemons&nbsp; .... pfffft

A box of tampons and some Salem Lights

 

[Patman]

It's "lemons"

Hallelujah everybody say cheese

 

[Tony Eeds]

Merry Christmas from the family&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Feliz Navidad.

&nbsp;:)

 

[Tony Eeds]

Here is the entire song ... so you don't have to piece it back together.

Merry Christmas From the Family by Robert Earl Keen Jr.

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
At our Christmas party
We were drinkin' champagne punch
And homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him
'Til he sang Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad
Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins
From his second wife Mary Nell
Of course he brought his new wife Kaye
Who talks all about AA
Chain smokin' while the stereo plays Noel, Noel, The first Noel

Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
Mix Margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
We need some ice and an extension cord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite
A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motorhome in
They blew our Christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited on our front lawn
He threw the breaker and the lights came on
And we sang Silent Night Oh Silent Night

Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Dite Sprite
A box of tampons and some Salem Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family Feliz Navidad.

Great song!&nbsp; Thanks :worship: Pat.

 

[Brian]

That's odd....My copy says "A bag of Corn Nuts and some Marlboro Lights."?????

Anyways, great idear Pat :worship: It's over almost just in time...

sniff, sniff..