Tony Eeds

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banano-second:
A very short time frame, as in the length of time it takes for bananas to go from ripe to rotten.
Example: Your computer will be cutting edge for about a banano-second.
 
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biglou

I'll play:

Ohno-Second: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

Example: "It took an OHNO-Second to realize he had deleted the company's files."
 

gwcrim

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Oh... I guessed that a banano second was the length of time from your foot slipping until your head WHACKED the ground.
 

Tony Eeds

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Originally posted by gwcrim
Oh... I guessed that a banano second was the length of time from your foot slipping until your head WHACKED the ground.

Wouldn't that be an OhS*** second? :laugh:
 

Jon K.

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ODNE;

Sort of a backwards endo. Common among hill-climbers.

SKEET;

What arterial blood usually does from your head / hand / leg; regular occurence after completing aforementioned ODNE .
 

490Dave

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Watnot, (West Coast)

You know, a word used to describe a bunch of stuff you cant think of at the time.

Similar to the East Coast term "yada yada yada"
 

LoriKTM

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Eyecrometer:  Measuring tool.   "I couldn't find my calipers, so I used my eyecrometer instead."
 

JuliusPleaser

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Lactomangulation - What happens to a milk carton when you try to open it and it folds up intead of opening.
 

Milk

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What do you call it when you rip the cereal package all to hell?
 

BadgerMan

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Toasticles - the particles that end up in the butter after you butter your toast. :eek:
 

Fred T

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Originally posted by Milk
What do you call it when you rip the cereal package all to hell?


Cereal Killer
 

JuliusPleaser

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I know the first and second ones, but what's a bubbler? I'm not sure I really want to know. :eek:
 

BadgerMan

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Expresshole - a person who uses the express checkout line when he has more than twelve items. :flame:
 

Timr

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Originally posted by oldguy
Ok now these are true Wisconsin words- who can match them to their meanings
Bubbler
Pop
Yooper

 

Isn't a Yooper, a person from the UP of Michigan?

Pop is Coke, (that's Coke in the generic southern sense of the word.  Example:  Would you like a coke?  Yes.  What kind?  Sprite.)
 

Green Horn

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Being from the Northeast I grew up on "Pop". I have heard of "Bubblers", but don't have a clue what a "Yooper" is. :)
 

Rooster

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Yooper is indeed someone from the UP, from what i hear down here in Iowa.
 

Kav

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From what I've gathered

Pop: mid-western for a carbonated drink
Soda: west and east cost for a carbonated drink
Coke: Southen for a carbonated drink
 

Jon K.

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In the Deep South, a carbonated drink is commonly refereed to as a "Sody-Pop".

But "What kind of Coke do you want" is heard from time to time as well.

One of my favorites is "Lactomangulation", from this comprohensive website;

http://bertc.com/sniglets.htm#x

Warning; it will take 45 minutes to go through them all.

"Ignoranus" also stands out. :laugh:
 
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Tony Eeds

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We use the generic "coke" term here in Texas. By the way, who came up with the idea that you should not be able to get ice tea up north in the winter?

Another ..

sally: Wimp
Example: Don't be a sally

or

Sanies: Supersane people, who upon closer study, may in fact prove to be insane.
Example: Can you believe all the bloody Sanies out Christmas shopping today?

or

Santa Paws: The mythical figure who brings toys to all the ugly children of the world.
Example: Oooh that guy is scoping you.
Yeah, I know he's putting me on his list for Santa Paws

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