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KWJams

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Senior Moment
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after
eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said,
"Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great.
I would recommend it very highly."
The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the
name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know...
the one that is red and has thorns.
"Do you mean a rose?"
Yes," the man said.
He turned toward the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's
the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
 

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Or this one----

THE SECRET OF A GOOD MARRIAGE
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.
Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret
of their long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man.
"We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down the
bottom of the canyon by pack mule.
We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled.
My wife quietly said,"That's once."
We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again.
Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.'
We hadn't gone a half mile when the mule stumbled a third time.

My wife promptly removed a revolver from her pocket and
shot the mule dead.
I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when
she looked at me and quietly said, 'That's once."
:scream: :eek: :)
 

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Romance

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The
husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a
romantic mood and wanted to talk.


She said: "you use to hold my hand when we were
courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand
for a second and tried to get back to sleep.


A few moments later she said: "then you use to kiss
me." Mildly iritated, he reached across, gave her a
peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.


Thirty seconds later she said :"then you use to bite
my neck"


Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of
bed. "Where are you going ? "she asked.


"To get my teeth!"
 

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Keep 'em coming!

I'm saving these for my next marriage. By then i'll be old enough for them to be relevant. :)