"Don't have it, but I can order it..." Part II
To continue this sad saga, last week while trying to fix a carb issue on my sons KX250, I discovered that the air screw apparently vibrated itself ALL the way into the bottom of the threads and have become one with the carb body. Screw head is stripped and it aint budging. Tried all kinds of things, finally broke out the drill and carefully drilled out as much brass as I could get while preserving the threads. Tried to match up the threads with a tap from the replacement air screw I ordered (basis for first DHIBICOI thread on this board) and found that it's a weird size and pitch screw thread (5.5 X .8 or .9). Of course NOBODY in the great State of Utah has one of these for sale - the closest I could find was as part of a $180. set, the rest of which would've been duplicates for me.
To make matters worse, I need this bike to run by Monday morning for a class and race next week.
Okay, now the good stuff, and I SWEAR I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP.
Took the air screw to the dealer that sold it to me, go to the service department, find a service guy leaning on the counter with what I thought was a phone held to his ear, staring out into space. After a couple of minutes, he lazily looked over at me and asked "Uh...can I help you with something..."? Turns out his head was resting on his hand...there wasn't a phone (nor another customer) in sight.
"Yeah, would one of your technicians happen to have a tap to match this screw thread?" I went on to explain that I didn't want to borrow it, but wanted to make sure they had the tool before I brought the carb 25 miles into the dealership. "I don't know, mahn, I'd have to ask someone".
I smiled and ask if he would, please, ask someone.
He found the phone and paged a guy who turned out to be the shop manager (at least that's what his greasy shirt said when he finally strolled in after 10 minutes). I went through the whole thing again. Mr. Shop Manager say's "yeah, I might have one of those, but I'd have to go back and look".
I smiled and asked him if he would, please, look.
"Well, I don't have time...I think I have an air screw tap, but I'd have to go look for it."
I paused to give him a chance to realize he was being no help whatsoever. He didn't get it. I tried again.
Smiling, "Look, I live about 25 miles away. Before I drag the carb all the way into town, I'd REALLY appreciate it if you could tell me if you even have the means to fix it."
"Uh...(blank stare)...I don't know...I'd have to find my taps and...uh...I don't have time".
Fine. I finished my errands, went home and started searching for a tap online that I could get in a day. Search turned fruitless. I decided that the parts department I dealt with for the air screw wasn't awful, so I'd give 'em a shot a simply getting me an entire new carb. The problem was it was now Friday morning and I'd need it on Saturday.
Called the parts department, told the guy what I needed and he said he check and call me back. "Sure", the guy said when he called back, "I can get a complete new carb to you by Saturday, but you'll have to pay air freight charges, and it's going to cost a bunch". "No problem, here's my credit car number, get it coming, BUT I'VE GOT TO HAVE IT SATURDAY".
It's Saturday. Since no one called from the dealership to let me know it was in (not unusual), I called them. "Uh...the carb didn't make it, I don't know where it is, if it even shipped or where it shipped from if it did ship. Honestly, I don't know when we'll get it".
Notice, I didn't once ask for a discount. Conversely, I was/am willing to pay a premium, and the dealer has a right to get it for solving my problem.
I guess it's me. I must just be too demanding. Maybe someday I'll have a bike shop and things will be different.