Ever wonder what Elk really has inside that RM motor?

[TwinSpar]

I've had this for quite a while and was almost afraid to post it. I forgot about it until 89'r piped up in another thread.....

A sticker hit was ordered against Elk's bike but failed because Elk is SO DAMNED protective of the YT. He won't let it out of his sight...... Guido Niner accepted the challenge and nailed both Elk and I with his deadly sharpie! :eek:

Niner is pure sneaky evilness.... :worship:

 

[Rooster]

Oooohhh, laaah laaaaaah!!! Another DRN romance blossoming?

 

[Ol'89r]

Niner is pure sneaky evilness.... :worship:

BUWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

:thumb: Always glad to be of service Twinspanks. :laugh:

The only problem with that is, now when I drive to Orange County, I have to go almost 40 miles out of my way to avoid the Canyon that Elk patrols.

Every time I go through there, he stops me and we have to go through the whole strip search/body cavity search thing.

I don't care what he says, I don't believe that is part of normal CHP traffic stop proceedure. :ohmy:

 

[Chili]

Every time I go through there, he stops me and we have to go through the whole strip search/body cavity search thing.

Just make sure he doesn't have both hands on your shoulders while said search is being conducted! :ohmy:

 

[Ol'89r]

Just make sure he doesn't have both hands on your shoulders while said search is being conducted! :ohmy:

Oh, oh! :ohmy:

 

[a454elk]

Twinnie, you are now on the LIST as well. You will pay for that and so will that old fart 80whiner. I know where he lives and what he drives. The strip searches will continue along with the probes. I can promise you that this year, somehow, someway, gay arse bike will be attacked. Watch and learn fool, it is ON!!

 

[zio]

Guys, this has gone on for a long time. We all know Carloth is full of hot air and man meat. And I think it has got to stop. He can't defend himself properly. Maybe its because he's a public servant. Maybe its because his inner-woman won't permit violence or aggression.

I suggest you find someone more volatile to provoke. Like Okie. Or Thump. They both look like they could snap at any minute. So until Little Elkie Foo-Foo steps up with a photo of Twinnie tied over a barrel with a thermos shoved up his rear, I say you should point your peters at a REAL hornet's nest. Us voyeurs are getting bored.

 

[TwinSpar]

LMFAO zio! You are a true wordsmith!!!! :worship:

 

[TwinSpar]

I can promise you that this year, somehow, someway, gay arse bike will be attacked. Watch and learn fool, it is ON!!

PFFFFFFFFFFT! You're just jealous. You don't stand a chance against "the family"! :laugh:

 

[a454elk]

It's on...

 

[jeffd]

It's on...

as in strapped on? :laugh:

 

[a454elk]

That coming from a guy that rides with his pinky hanging out like he's drinking tea. :moon:

 

[TwinSpar]

It's on...

It's on? LMAO... you rolled up your precious list and strapped it on? 3mm Pencil leads are in hiding and in awe of your girth and length... Sharpie pens are NOT! :moon:

 

[a454elk]

You are so gay, you'll see, you will all see....

 

[Farmer John]

you will all see....

....that's okay....really, I'll pass on this.
The thought of you two trying to prove whom is the gayest is just odd. The two of you need to fly up to S.F. & get hitched.

 

[a454elk]

Speaking of that, I was wondering why Twinnie asked me to meet him in SF, he said it was for a big surprise. He is so sneaky, yet exciting at the same time.

 

[Ol'89r]

....
The thought of you two trying to prove whom is the gayest is just odd. The two of you need to fly up to S.F. & get hitched.

Great idea Farmer. Zio could be their Maid of Honor. :ohmy: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I will give away the Bride. Anyone know which one of them is the Bride??? :laugh:

 

[zio]

Great idea Farmer. Zio could be their Maid of Honor. :ohmy: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I'd be the Matron. Maids are single, Matrons are already hitched.

 

[a454elk]

Cool, I wanna be married by Okie, 89r can be the valet parker and Thump can play his organ. I'm so excited, hope Twinny feels the same, he needs to shop for his dress.

 

[zio]

I thought Thump played a flute.

 

[a454elk]

He majored in the skin flute in college.

This just in from the AP.



Couples Shop for Wedding Basics at Gay Wedding Expo

WEST HOLLYWOOD (AP) — Planning for a wedding usually comes before the ceremony, but for Leif Price(Twinny) it was the other way around.

Price was among 200 people Sunday who attended the Los Angeles Gay and Lesbian Wedding Expo, where businesses cater to gay couples planning to take the plunge. This year's event took on greater meaning for many participants because of the same-sex wedding spree in San Francisco.

Price, 35, from Texas, was married in San Francisco on Feb. 15 as one of more than 3,000 couples who have tied the knot since that city bucked state laws and allowed same-sex ceremonies.



YOU TWO TIMING BASTAGE!! It's off, call it ALL off.

 

[TwinSpar]

You Kalifornia people are really scaring me......... :ohmy:

 

[Rooster]

I still wonder....at what point in time does a man (like Elk) look at another man . . . and develope a lithp?? :p

 

[a454elk]

I'm the male side of the duo, twinne has the lithp. I can see it in his eyes when he looks at me Rooster.

 

[Rooster]

He ith kinda that way ithn't he? :P