Forgive me for I have sinned

Patman

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Please hold your stones for a moment before casting them upon me. I ask for some understanding for my moment of delusional spending. Perhaps temporary insanity?! Brain aneurysm? Well any way I was at the newsstand perusing the latest offering on paper (no really I buy it for the articles!) and I see somebody has a moto mag open to a page with a KTM and a YZF and the words "Glen Helen" on the page. So I saunter over and see which rag was just placed back on the rack. ICK! :eek: this can't be! MXA?! Well OK just a peek shouldn't blind me or cause any permanent brain damage. Sure enough on pages 124 & 125 is the Vet Nationals start and our own Billywho with a barely recognizable "Dirt Rider.Net" fender poking out (I think somebody took the naughty parts blurrer to it). So I figure OK why not and take it up to the counter and pay the girl then tear the UPC code off and ask her to turn it in for credit (your welcome Roland):p Now granted this isn't a big spread of Busterwho putting it to the big boys but hey, he's a bud and he made ink so I got it (maybe he'll even autograph it at DW'02 for me?:confused: ).
 

BSWIFT

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Say 3 Hail Mary's and wash your hands thoroughly! Ye, shall be forgiven.
 

Patman

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Why didn't you just rip the picture out of it?
What the heck do I look like a quad rider or somethin'?!
 

JPIVEY

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Originally posted by BSWIFT
Say 3 Hail Mary's and wash your hands thoroughly! Ye, shall be forgiven.


That might have work for LOOKING at mxa, but he also used the Q word and he did it all in the same thread.

Oh OKie were did you go wrong:ugg:
 

WaltCMoto

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Sinner:debil:
I was at the local bike shop today, saw a pile of MXA's, but unlike Patman I was strong. I turned and walked away
 

Patman

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But,....but,..... but..... I did it for Billywho:confused:
 
B

biglou

Monty Python voice on: "Stone him! Stone him!"

Pat, I would not feel so all alone. EVERYBODY must get...:D
 

XRpredator

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Dangit Lou! Now I've got that stuck in my head! I don't have good enough radio reception here at the office to try and get something else going either! :scream:

And if Pat's a sinner, I must be the devil incarnate, because I actually have a subscription! ('scuse me while I duck!) I ended up with it when MXJ went under.
 

Patman

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Get him!
 

Old CR goat

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XRP, not long ago, you start a thread about the dark side calling you, and now this:mad: . Have You no shame?:p
 

taraker

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Get a rope. :uh:

Actually, I like MXA. They keep writing articles about how great the YZF is.

Every issue it's the same thing, yadeda yadeda yadeda, 426 big bad machine, yadeda yadeda yadeda, buy 426 be real dirt biker, yadeda yadeda yadeda, we so smart cause we love 426, yadeda yadeda yadeda.

What could possibly be wrong with this?
 

Patman

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Get him TOO!
 

BillyWho

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Okie, I haven't seen that one yet, but if you look close in the MXA pic, you can see a bit of a roll on the old belly LOL, but that sort of thing is acceptable at a vet race I think :) .
 

Farmer John

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Patman,
This is a noble sacrifice you have made.
Not just handeling MXA, but actually purchasing it. All in support of fellow DRN member Billy Who (breaks everything).
Just one question. Does this violate the restraining order that Billy has on you?

Now go scan & post. (the article, not more pics of you):debil: :debil:
 

Farmer John

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Okay....

Now my skin is crawling & the hair on my neck will not lie down....
 

Patman

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Now my skin is crawling & the hair on my neck will not lie down....
Then quit looking at the pictures!:debil:
 

Farmer John

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Originally posted by Patman
Then quit looking at the pictures!:debil:

Good to know that part of you is smart...............:confused:
 
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