Friday Puzzler.

biglou

#1
A man is awakened at 2:00 AM by a phone call from his brother. Seems his car has broken down and he needs assistance. As the man arrived on the scene, he said to his brother, "Hook up this tow rope and I'll tow you to the garage just down the road". The man's brother states, "You can't tow my car in the condition it's in. Tell you what, I'll tow YOU". The man replies, "You're right. What was I thinking?"

Q: What was wrong with his brother's car?:think
 

biglou

#3
Well, dang. That didn't take long!

OK, how 'bout a joke. Hello? Is this thing on?

A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron
wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what
happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man.

"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her
ball into a pasture of cows.

We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed one of
the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted
up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball.......stuck
right in the middle of the cow's butt.

That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" Asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'This one here looks
like yours!'"
 
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! That was the funniest darn thing I heard all week. Thank you big time Big Lou. :)
 
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So, who was insulted? The wife or the cow?:)
 

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<Rimshot>

Thanks for the chuckle. :)
 
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I have some trivia...

1) A man from Poduck County has married 20 different women, all from the same town. He has never divorced any of them, and none have died, yet he has broken no law. How is he able to do this?

2) A man is in the middle of an exciting book when his wife shuts off the light. The room is pitch black, yet he still contiues to read. How can he do this?

3) A Reverand declares he will perform a great miracle next Sunday. He claims he will walk on the surface of the Hudson River. Next Sunday he does just as he said he would. How is this possible?

Sorry everyone for #1.. I screwed up and left out no one died:o fixed now:)
 
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Well shoot. You guys are quick!! We had to do them in geometry today and it took us the whole class period (45 min) working in groups of 4!! But we had to come up with 3 answers for each.:)

LocoCD - we asked the geometry teacher if that would work.:eek: He said he didnt think so...:)
 
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A father and son are on their way home from the track; they get into a terrible accident, and the father is killed. The boy is rushed into surgery, and the head surgeon comments I can't work on this boy he is my son. How is this possible.
 
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#14
32 people, each with 6 apples travel from point A to point B at a rate of 32mph for 22.5 hours.
How many arrived on time and with how many apples?
 

biglou

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32 people, each with 6 apples travel from point A to point B at a rate of 32mph for 22.5 hours. How many arrived on time and with how many apples?
:think :think :think

I'm gonna fall back on Tom & Ray's standard answer: "It can only work, if the number is 2."

Heres another:
If a chicken and a half, lays an egg and a half, in a day and a half. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? (There really is an answer to this!)