From the kitchen (well OK desk) of Patman.

Patman

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I have just created a new delicacy at my desk. I was tired of the microwave lunches, food bars (although the Powerbar Harvest and Clif bars are still pretty tasty). So I packed a envelope of Albacore Charlie the Tuna, and some Triskets. Well I’ve had this before and it fills the bill as “lunch” but some how the Slab-O-Tuna once broken down (by the way I much prefer the slab as opposed to the Puck-O-Tuna from a can) needed more. It annoyed me that it keeps falling off the crackers. That is when I spotted it, the solution to both my unstable tuna and more “taste”! I have also been bringing raw veggies to gnaw on but they too need something more and for me that is peanut butter! Yup, keep the tuna attached to the cracker AND really tastes pretty good. Now you wouldn’t want to go to the dentist (unless you don’t really like him) or run off to have a face to face with somebody unless you have a supply of Altoids (which I do since I’m addicted to them like a crack baby) but you gota’ try it! Don’t be looking for Martha Stewart to be having me guest on her show anytime soon but that’s the price of being ahead of the curve brings.
 

TwinSpar

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GAG! First the old man smell and now you have added PB&T aroma. I bet you don't have many visitors drop by your office. No wonder you have been posting on DRN so much lately. :scream:
 

Rich Rohrich

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GEEZ I was wondering what that smell was when I went outside. Pat try to breathe in a southernly direction for a while:eek:
 

RM_guy

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That reminds me when my son was body building. He ate canned tuna for protein like it was going out of style. He stunk of tuna. The smell oozed form his pores and when he broke wind …yuck, I can’t even think about it with out gagging. It was more like a continuous wind than a breaking wind.

I’m NOT telling him about the Patman recipe ;)
 

Rich Rohrich

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Tuna mixed with pineapple chunks is a staple come contest time. It actually tastes much better than it sounds :D
 

Patman

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It would stay on the cracker better if ya' put some peanut butter in there too. :)
 

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I had to open the windows just reading this post!:scream:

My wife's dad heated up canned tuna in the microwave and then covered it with pecante sauce, whew, better open another window.
 
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slo' mo

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the white alabacore isn't too bad if you can cover it with salsa or picante. Though I wouldn't heat it.
 

desert_racer

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Patman,

I used to respect you but anyone who desecrates Peanut Butter with Tuna. :scream:

Peanut Butter should be reserved for the likes of Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream, etc. :confused: :) :confused:

Okie... Call the doctor... I think Patman has finally lost it
 

Treejumper

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Now if i see your recipe while stocking the Triscuits anytime in the near future, i'm gonna crap! Then call quality control and have them all recalled.

Sincerely,

Your freindly neighborhood Nabisco Representative :)
 

Patman

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Okie... Call the doctor... I think Patman has finally lost it
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I think he'd be suprised if I found it.:confused:
 

desert_racer

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You know your right... I forgot who I was talking about.

By the way how's the helmet cam action going? I was on your website looking for some hot action but got some "I'm working on it bit". Let's go man.. Now that I'm a father I have to live vicariously through others........:p :p
 

gospeedracer

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Originally posted by desert_racer
By the way how's the helmet cam action going? I was on your website looking for some hot action
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Sure you've got the right website there Rex? "Hot Action" and "Patman" don't exactly go together..... unless you're talking about the action of his lips flappin' from all the smack talk! :p
 

Patman

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Boy howdy! GSR learns to get out of first gear and she's the queen O smack.:eek:

I'm thinkin' your looking at the other Patman's site since I don't have one. See Speedy muct be right I can even rank a web site let along hot helmet action or whatever.:confused:
 

gospeedracer

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Originally posted by Patman
she's the queen O smack
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I learned from the best! ;)

By the way, it's probably best if you keep any of your "hot helmet action" to yourself anyway. NOBODY needs to see that! :debil:
 

gospeedracer

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OMG!! :scream: Okay, now I feel ill. As if peanut butter an Tuna wasn't enough!!
I don't EVEN want to know how you find the stuff YOU find! :silly:
 

desert_racer

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Sorry Patman but your right. It has been awhile since I have been on the board and I am trying to remeber who everyone is. :eek: :eek:

Your right about GSR though. It gets scary when she gets out of first gear. Of course she is riding that BLAZING 200 now though. :p :eek: :scream:
 

Patman

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If I had the funds a 200 would be second or third on my list. I almost snagged GSR's at Dirt Week then I remembered she has really long legs and could probibly run me down:eek: not to mention all that leverage for the butt kickin' I'd see.:scream:
 

desert_racer

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No doubt. My best riding bud has a 200 and that thing kicks butt. I just like givin GSR a hard time cause she rides better than me....:) :confused: :)
 

gospeedracer

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Oh geez, is it getting thick in here or what :silly:
I will tell you what though, all this time I could have sworn that my 200 had only 5 gears until Strick pointed out that it should have 6. I tested that out at Jawbone on Saturday. Yup, it's got 6 alright!! Holy crap! :eek:
Lard butt (aka Kiwi, and yes I'm going to call him that after what he said to me on Sat!!) seems to like it too, "This thing shreds!". Sure wish it would do that when I'm on it! ;)
 
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