yarbonwick
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- Mar 7, 2000
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Sorry for those who may have or may have not missed me. I've been busy with my extra-marital affair....with the CBR;)
So here's one for those who have birthdays coming up, including me in October :( :
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old
is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited
about aging that you think in fractions. How old are you?.... "I'm four
and a half" .... You're never 36 and a half .... you're four and a half
going on five!
That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back.
You jump to the next number. How old are you? "I'm gonna be 16." You
could be 12, but you're gonna be 16.
And then the greatest day of your life happens .... you become 21. Even
the words sound like a ceremony .... you BECOME 21 ... YES!!!
But then you turn 30 .... ooohhh what happened there? Makes you sound
like bad milk .... He TURNED, we had to throw him out. There's no fun
now.
What's wrong?? What changed?? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're
PUSHING 40 ..... stay over there, it's all slipping away ........
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, you're PUSHING 40, you REACH 50 ..... and
your dreams are gone.
Then you MAKE IT to 60 ..... you didn't think you'd make it!!!!
So you BECOME 21, you TURN 30, you're PUSHING 40, you REACH 50, you
MAKE IT to 60 ...... then you build up so much speed you HIT 70!
After that, it's a day by day thing. After that, you HIT Wednesday ....
You get into your 80's, you HIT lunch. My grandmother won't even buy
green bananas .... it's an investment you know, and maybe a bad one.
So here's one for those who have birthdays coming up, including me in October :( :
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old
is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited
about aging that you think in fractions. How old are you?.... "I'm four
and a half" .... You're never 36 and a half .... you're four and a half
going on five!
That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back.
You jump to the next number. How old are you? "I'm gonna be 16." You
could be 12, but you're gonna be 16.
And then the greatest day of your life happens .... you become 21. Even
the words sound like a ceremony .... you BECOME 21 ... YES!!!
But then you turn 30 .... ooohhh what happened there? Makes you sound
like bad milk .... He TURNED, we had to throw him out. There's no fun
now.
What's wrong?? What changed?? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're
PUSHING 40 ..... stay over there, it's all slipping away ........
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, you're PUSHING 40, you REACH 50 ..... and
your dreams are gone.
Then you MAKE IT to 60 ..... you didn't think you'd make it!!!!
So you BECOME 21, you TURN 30, you're PUSHING 40, you REACH 50, you
MAKE IT to 60 ...... then you build up so much speed you HIT 70!
After that, it's a day by day thing. After that, you HIT Wednesday ....
You get into your 80's, you HIT lunch. My grandmother won't even buy
green bananas .... it's an investment you know, and maybe a bad one.