zio

Mr. Atlas
Jul 28, 2000
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golf only sucks if you're one of those folks who doesn't know how to really enjoy an afternoon of doing nothing. To me, it's just another way to say I'm doing somehting important, when in reality I'm hanging out on the lawn with a bunch of other dads while the women take care of the kids all afternoon. That's probably why my wife doesn't let me play anything other than a quick game of tic-tac-toe in the morning before she leaves for the day to go to the mall, salon, linens 'n things, and Target every Saturday and Sunday for the last 4 years.

So golf doesn't suck. Just the singe men & empty-nesters who get to play it do. You lousy bums. Go knock a woman up, why don't ya.
 

BunduBasher

Boodoo-Bash-eRRR
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Feb 9, 2000
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Just finished a nine hole scramble with the guys from work - managed a par round - a company sponsored event, free food, drinks et al - Golf sucks :)
 

JPIVEY

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Mar 9, 2001
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Yeah, well I just finished off the 18th hole, they won't be using that one anytime soon.

I would have replaced my devit but 30' of it was hanging in the tree.

Oh and I'm not sure but I think someone call me a Bogy, not bad for not playing in 6 months
 

CR Swade

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Jan 18, 2001
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Originally posted by JPIVEY
Yeah, well I just finished off the 18th hole, they won't be using that one anytime soon.

I would have replaced my devit but 30' of it was hanging in the tree.

Oh and I'm not sure but I think someone call me a Bogy, not bad for not playing in 6 months

That might possibly be one of the funniest all-time golf quotes yet :laugh: Friggin classic...
 
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