Happy Birthday To ......gomer

High Lord Gomer

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Sep 26, 1999
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Thanks! I bet you have ailments that are older than me, huh? :p

What are you doing up in the middle of the night? (Come to think of it, what am I doing working an all-nighter on my birthday?)

Happy Birthday, Moo & Jaybird, we're all the same age!
 

MXSparx

Mr. Meltsomeglass
Jul 25, 1999
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Happy B-day
We will be putting Rich in a box and sending him to Bugtussle to give ya your spanking.
Hope you have a good one.
 

High Lord Gomer

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Sep 26, 1999
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We will be putting Rich in a box ...
I hope the postal service properly irradiates that package...I'd like for him to have a tan when he gets here.
... to give ya your spanking. Hope you have a good one
Thanks! To misquote an old saying, "There's no such thing as bad ... um, er, ... spanking, just good and better!"
 

Patman

Pantless Wonder
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Happy Baaaairthday dude!
OXOXOX ;)
 

BSWIFT

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Happy B-day Gomer and Jaybird. Don't be callin' the fire trucks out with all of those candles burnin'.
 

Jaybird

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Thanks, Brian!

The wife asked if it would be ok to have those lil number candles instead of the traditional. She's afraid that the wax from all the candles would make the cake fall!:eek:

Happy happy, Gomer & David T.:)

Jay: "Honey, if Aquarians are the water bearers, perhaps I won't have a weak bladder when I'm old...."
Mrs. Bird: "That all depends. "
:scream:
 
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mx547

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time to send these horses to the glue factory.:D
 

MikeT

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Happy Birthday Big Guy. I'll be down to TNT soon, don't know when. I'm going to another closer track this Sat. I hope you are feeling less dizzy these days :confused: :confused: :confused:
 

TwinSpar

AssClown WannaBe
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Aug 18, 1999
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*sniff sniff.... sniff sniff sniff* What's that smell? Hmmmm.... Oh, I know... It's that Old Man Smell! The birthday boy is well past ripe and smelling up the place. ;)

Happy Birthday Gomer!
 

LoriKTM

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Oct 4, 1999
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Happy Birthday, Gomer! Big Hug. (I won't give you a kiss, I don't know where you've been. Wait, yes I DO know where you've been, that's the problem! ;) )
 

AJ Waggoner

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Nov 5, 1999
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Happy Birthday Gomer!

You know - you look pretty fetching in a pink tutu , for someone your age ;)
 

Hucker

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Happy B-Day :)

Remember, only 1 Viagra per day ok?? hehhee :p
 

slo' mo

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Happy Birthday Gomer. I'll send Ivan over for the spanking. You guys can work how it's to be administered....:scream:
 

MikeT

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:scream: Won't touch that one!
 

Ol'89r

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Okie. He's darn near older than me.!

Happy Birthday Gomer. I have an extra box of Depends I'll send ya. Don't wear them on your head, there are instructions on the back of the box.:confused:

Ol'89r
 
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a454elk

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Happy B-day my Eastern US friend. Be careful of the viagra, my friend got a whole bunch for his birthday so he took them all at once. They got stuck in his throat and gave him a stiff neck! :think
Elk
 
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