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Jack was set to marry Jill, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said “Jack, let me tell you something: On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, ‘Here, try these on.’”
She tried on the pants and said, “These just don’t fit,” to which I replied, “Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. Ever since that night we have never had a problem.”
“Hmm,” said Jack, thinking this might be worth a try. So, on his honeymoon Jack took off his pants and said to Jill, “Here, try these on.”
Jill does so and says, “These just don’t fit,” to which Jack replied, “Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don’t want you to ever forget that.”
So, Jill took off her pants, handed them to Jack and said, “Here, you try on mine.” Jack does so and says, “I can’t get into your pants,” to which Jill replied, “Exactly. And if you don’t change your attitude, you never will.”
 
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