Did someone say Nurse? I've dated several nurses! When I was a younger lad, I always figured that meeting nurses was one of the fringe benefits of riding motorcycles.
Fortunately, the spooge bath is only necessary whenever I get a new bike, so I don't mind that too much. After all, that's why we all learned to re-jet, right? But, I didn't know I could get a home health nurse to help clean up behind me! Maybe getting old won't be so bad after all!