Tony Eeds

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I tried the link ...

What song? I don't remember a song, but someone was missing their phone ... Mmmmm

Might have to go listen again.
 

bsmith

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I don't remember those times :nener:
 

kmccune

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:yikes: :ohmy: :laugh:
 

SpDyKen

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I resemble that remark!! :) :yikes:
 

Ol'89r

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EH! :whoa: What? Speak up, I can't hear ya. :ohmy:

I'm gonna' get me one of those cordless phones one of these days. ;)

Hey Papa. :fft: :rotfl:
 

Okiewan

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Ol'89r said:
EH! :whoa: What? Speak up, I can't hear ya. :ohmy:

I'm gonna' get me one of those cordless phones one of these days. ;)

Hey Papa.
You might want to start with a microwave Terry ... too much excitement ain't good ya know :)
 

Ol'89r

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Okiewan said:
You might want to start with a microwave Terry ... too much excitement ain't good ya know :)


NO WAY! :yikes: I heard those things will make you sterile. :nod:

Not that it matters now. ;) :nener:
 

Rooster

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Who the heck is Papakeith?

Why do I have this hot chick sitting across the table from me?

What did you just say?
 

SpDyKen

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XRpredator said:
that's the Home Health nurse. You're probably due for your sponge bath.
Did someone say Nurse? I've dated several nurses! When I was a younger lad, I always figured that meeting nurses was one of the fringe benefits of riding motorcycles.

Fortunately, the spooge bath is only necessary whenever I get a new bike, so I don't mind that too much. After all, that's why we all learned to re-jet, right? But, I didn't know I could get a home health nurse to help clean up behind me! Maybe getting old won't be so bad after all!
 
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Jaybird

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I can imagine the job of cleaning up behind you would not be a very sought after job.
But, I would like to suggest...Baby Wipes. They do a great job, and smell real nice!
As well as being oh so gentle.

Be very careful not to pick up the Clorox wipes by mistake!
Could be a disasster.
:yikes:
 

XRpredator

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Jaybird said:
Be very careful not to pick up the Clorox wipes by mistake!
but you go and use the Clorox wipes and you get that special bleaching effect. The bleaching is all the rage in Hollywood.

I'm not kidding.
 

Jaybird

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Bleached butt bimbos?
 

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