I found the Windows XP Source Code!

Hucker

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Sep 15, 2000
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#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_150_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();

hehehe WindowZ OwNz Joo!
 

MONKEYMOUSE

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May 10, 2001
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What did I tell you about speaking in jibberish ?:debil:

But realy what does any of that mean?
 
Mar 13, 2001
49
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Hucker your source is close but the version I saw had these additional statements:

#include "dos.h"
#include "bugs.h"
#include "fatalerrors.h"
#include "bloatware.h"
#define DOJ = PUSHOVERS
#define CUSTOMERS = LUSERS

set_RAM_needed_by_windows(system_ram+10MB);
set_bogosity(high);

Otherwise that's the real code.:)
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Friends don't let friends use windows.

ORW
 

kmccune

2-Strokes forever
LIFETIME SPONSOR
Jul 3, 1999
2,726
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:)

My bother, the perpetual Bill Gates hater will LOVE this!


Kevin
 
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