At what point did that seem like it would work? You know the fact they taped it almost implies he had done it before. Any you know they probably got in the truck and took off, the home owner came home and wondered why there was a hydrant on his poarch.
You will only get water spraying out in the warmer climates. Up north, the actually shut off is well below ground to prevent freezing. If he pulled the same stunt in the south, he would have gotten a free shower.
one time, my friend and I sat on the back of a hatchback & peed while another buddy drove. We wanted to see if we could pee all the way down the street. But when the driver shifted to 2nd, he dumped the clutch. The car lurched, I grabbed the rear wiper, and my friend rolled off the back at about 15 mph. Not wanting to damage his "package", he held on tight while he not-so-gracefully tumbled for what seemed like a painfully long time. When he got up his knuckles & face were all skinned up, but the exposed pee-pee was unscathed. He credited his quick thinking & the ability to resist the natural instinct to put his hands out to break his fall that saved his favorite body part.
The worst part about that is the dude was wearing a fox mx shirt, which implies he is a mxer. What a dumb @ss. I would have laughed if he would have fell off the front and got pinned between the pole and bumper.
What is scary as all hell is the fact that this sh!t-for-brains piece of white trash was pulling this stunt in a residential neighborhood. Notice the sidewalks? What if the truck would have plowed over a group of kids playing in front of their house or riding bikes on the sidewalk. What if the truck would have plowed into a house? By the looks of it, the truck did not seem to slow down too much once he got out... cruise-control?
I've done my share of stupid stunts, but it was usually in the middle of a field or on a deserted road.
You hit it Smit-if this yahoo woulda done it on my street I'd be burying him in the back yard.
But I can't be too critical, I was dumb too. I did a holeshot on a streetbike in a residential 'hood when I was about 15. I get the thing stopped and here comes this neighborhood guy screamin at the top of his lungs, boom, boom, boom--he beat the crap outta me. One of the best lessons I was ever taught.
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