- Jun 26, 2001
As some of you know, at present i am testing a revolutionary Db redution exhaust system on my briggs 2.5 factory specd' mini bike. I have devised a unique Db testing piece of equipment that, while revolutionary and cuttining edge in nature, seems to have some of my corporate backers a lil' upset. The way it works is, i've got a 15 year old chain smoking spider monkey, who's addicted to online porno and cheezits, in a cage that i bolt onto the end of the exhaust system I'm testing. I fire up the bike, hold it WOT for 15 min 28 sec and then look to the monkey for "reactivity symptoms". depending on his "reactivity symptoms" i have a calibrated read on the Dbs, to the neasest .0167 Db(near as i can tell). The monkey is a chronic masterbator and flinger of poop. Gotta go, my COBOL class is about to start, more info to follow.