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is it ethical to use primate based test equipment
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[QUOTE="sfc crash, post: 718217, member: 23896"] Milk posts, "blah blah blah,anything that could be considered a rational thought." Well sir i respond thusly. Obviously your third grade education has failed you once again, proving to all who read it that you are a simple minded sort and a flasher of genitals!.Do you not know of miners using parakeets in the mines to detect poison gasses? The precidence has been set my friend. Anyway, i think i might have broken my monkey. I was calibrating him to a known value last night when tragedy struck. I unbolted my muffler from the DFA 426 and fastend the cage to the head pipe to get a good "reactivity symptoms" read. You see, because of the monkeys puriant lifestyle (not unlike Mr Milk's i might add), he needs to be calibrated frequently. I ran the 426 pig WOT for the required 15 min 28 sec and then cut the power. I got the expected "reactivity symptoms" at a preset 145 Db + -, the initial teeth gritting, poop flinging, uncontrollable urination and total loss of bowel controll, but ending the test the monkey seemed unresponsive. As of this morning he is no longer viewing internet porn, sitting up right or opening both eyes. he is how ever still chain smoking and able to pleasure himself, altho the later seems to be laborsome for him. While in this state he is useless to me as a test subject. The question now is how to fine tune him back up to specs. I'm thinking if i shave him and take away his Old Crow his sensitivity might return so that i might continue my scientific quest. if not i will need a new test subject. I will keep all updated on the ongoing research. [/QUOTE]
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