Kav

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Ok here￾fs the deal, My loving mother in her loving mischievous ways has had ether pulled off one heck of a prank or may have made my life a possible pain in the arce.

She said that she signed me for ￾gThe Batcher￾h TV show :eek: and knowing her like I do odds are she did. I￾fm guessing that since I don￾ft currently have a girlfriend for her to pester or embarrass me in front of. So apparently she￾fs taken matters into her own hands. :scream:

Game on Mom, Game on... :moon:

So I need some help getting back at her. I￾fm open to almost anything, but if it deals with medicine or the medical field it￾fs not going to work. Trust me. And the worst part about it is that now I￾fm on the defense and she￾fs on the offence. I￾fm planning a multi-front attack, and I have a few ideas. But I￾fm looking for a few more.

And since I know some one will bring it up. No we don￾ft have any cats or kittens so Lou can￾ft help me there :p
 
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Put a rubber band around the sprayer in the kitchen sink. When she turns the water on, she'll scream and flap her hands around while standing there getting soaked rather than just turning the water off right away. Hey, worked for me in 1987! :laugh: (Mom's too old for adrenaline-pumping practical jokes nowadays! :scream: )
 

Smitty

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Instead of a rubberband just stick a cup behind it. You'll get her, but tomorrow you can put the cup there again, in addition to a piece of electrical tape. Hopefully for round 2, she will remove the cup, think she caught the gag, and get sprayed one more time. :)
 

Kav

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oh... nice one...
 

Treejumper

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Sign her up for a dating service. Make her sound extremely hot and wantable. Then she will get phone calls all day long.
 

mrmodine

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I love this stuff!! funny stuff in here already!

How bout getting some of that temporary hair coloring from the barber shop/salon. Ya know, the stuff that makes the punkers hair green for a few days. Empty her shampoo bottle and put a couple bottles of this stuff in the bottle instead. She won't even know what happened until she starts to rinse!!
 

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Oh, don't forget about the ever popular yet easy...

Chocolate EX-LAX brownies!!! Great fun!! :uh:

OR

The hard boiled eggs stench trick. Hard boil about 10 eggs and hide them around the house where they can't be seen. Under beds, behind tv's, in the heater/ac vents. In about a week the stench will be absolutely unbearable!
 
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Kav

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well I could add some nare to the shampoo...
 

Kav

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but I like the dating one too...
 

GETMETOCA

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You could post "Yard Sale" signs and arrows from a main intersection leading the way to her house. People will be milling around at 7 am....lol.
 

squeaky

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Unscrew the caps on the salt and pepper shakers so when she goes to spice up her dinner a bit she makes it uneatable.

Replace her mouthwash with green food colored vinegar?
 

GETMETOCA

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Kav, the more I think about this conundrum, the more I think you might want to check with our friends at Jackass, specifically our friend and mentor, Bam Margera....he is KING of stunts pulled on the parental units.  Ones that come to mind:

  • Alligator in the kitchen
  • Surprising Dad on the Potty
  • Air Brushing Porn Scenes on the hood of the family car (oh wait, that was the Tom Green Show)
  • Waking the Parental Units to the sound of Excruciatingly loud noises.
  • Flour Shower

Might want to watch reruns on MTV or rent Jackass the Movie for getting those creative juices flowing  :thumb:
 

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