- Jun 9, 2002
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Subject: The Conversation
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the handsfree speaker-function and begins to talk.
MAN: Hello
WOMAN: Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?
MAN: Yes
WOMAN: I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Can I buy it?
MAN: OK, go ahead if you like it that much.
WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked.
MAN: How much?
WOMAN: $60,000
MAN: For that price I want it with all the options.
WOMAN: Great! One more thing....the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $750,000.
MAN: Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just offer $740,000.
WOMAN: OK. I'll see you later! I love you!
MAN: Bye, I love you, too.
The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the handsfree speaker-function and begins to talk.
MAN: Hello
WOMAN: Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?
MAN: Yes
WOMAN: I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Can I buy it?
MAN: OK, go ahead if you like it that much.
WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked.
MAN: How much?
WOMAN: $60,000
MAN: For that price I want it with all the options.
WOMAN: Great! One more thing....the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $750,000.
MAN: Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just offer $740,000.
WOMAN: OK. I'll see you later! I love you!
MAN: Bye, I love you, too.
The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"