Joke for tomorrow!

IrishEKU

A General PITA.
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Apr 21, 2002
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Give and Take

A man is walking on the beach when he trips over a lamp. A few seconds later, a genie pops out and says, "I’m required to grant three wishes, but since you did not treat my lamp with respect, I will give twice what you get to the person you hate most—your boss."

The man agrees and makes his first wish: "I want lots of money." Instantly $20 million appears in bags on the beach, and $40 million appears in his boss’ bank account.

Next the man asks for an incredible sports car. Instantly a Lamborghini appears, and at the same moment, two show up outside his boss’ house.

Finally the genie says, "You have but one wish left; you should choose carefully."

The man says, "Well, I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney." :p
 

MrLuckey

Fire Marshall Ed
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Feb 9, 2000
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C'mon, I've heard a 'similar' joke but that is not the way it was told. Tell the truth - is that the way you heard it :)
 

BadgerMan

Mi. Trail Riders
Jan 1, 2001
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I thought this was going to be the one about the hard-of-hearing genie who ended up granting the poor guy on the beach a little twelve-inch man with a miniature piano!
 

ktmboy

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Apr 1, 2001
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I thought it was gonna be the mother-in-law one, where his last wish is "beat me half-to-death!"
 
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