firecracker22

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Ok, I’ve heard quite a few, and I’m sure there’s more. How many can we come up with? Good as well as bad?
 

KiwiBird

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Kraut Torture Machine
Kick Till Monday (Mad)
Kome Tow Me


Didn't know there where any good ones. I mean they're just a stepping stone towards a Gas Gas anyway. :p
 

Strick

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King (of) THE Motocross (thanks to Grant Langston:cool: )
King (of) The Mountains
Keep Tools Manned
Kosher Tooled Machinery
 

VintageDirt

Baked Spud
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Kay Todo Madre!

Maybe it's sposed to be

Kay Toda Madre?
 
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Jaybird

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Kinetic Thinkers Machine

Keep The Moogoogaipan (gimme a nice spiesbraten!)
 

smb_katoomer

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at a recent enduro, i participated as a check crew. our ckeck was at the base of a nasty, nasty hill. that is where i heard this one

Klimb That Mountain:p
 

firecracker22

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LOL! :D

Thanks all! Keep 'em coming. I'm going to print some of them to add a bit of humor to my magazine. My friends just call mine the "freak bike."
 

Farmer John

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Kick Till Midnight
Keep Throwing Money
Karrot Tinted Money pit

Stolen from RMD: ( cannot remember who is the author)

I will not ride a KTM
I will not ride one Sam I Am

I will not ride one on a trail
I will not buy one if on sale

I will not take one to a track
I will not jump one and go splat

I will not fix one at a shop
I will not wash one with a mop

I will not shift one with my toes
I will not wear no bright orange clothes

I will not ride a KTM
I will not ride one Sam I Am.
 

HiG4s

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Re: haven't you ever heard this....??

Originally posted by ktmrider
:) KICKSTANDS THAT MALFUNCTION!!!!!! :)

Never heard it, but it fits. On my old EXC I removed the kickstand the first week.

Kooky Trail Machine
 
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