lance armstrong caught red handed

ellandoh

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11:00 PM PARIS, France -- Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh
Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy,
may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest
sports scandals of all time. Armstrong is being quizzed by French
police after three banned substances were found in his South France
hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France.

The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap -
which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years.
Armstrong's girlfriend and American rocker Sheryl Crow is quoted as
saying "we use them every day in America, so we naturally thought
they'd be ok throughout Europe."

Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also
physically searched Armstrong himself and found several other
interesting items that they have never seen before, including a
backbone and balls.

copyright unknown? :think:
 

MikeT

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That guy is guilty! I bet he has a razor also.
 

Green Horn

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:rotfl:
 

YZ165

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:laugh:
 

KiwiBird

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Lance could make history - first person to ever surrender to the french.
 

SpDyKen

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The very same people that sold us that "swampland" called "New Orleans." Darn that Pepe LePue! :p
 

ChopperDave

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srellis said:
I'll bet his girlfriend has a razor!!! :ohmy: :rotfl:


Lets hope his girlfriend has a razor!!!
 

CaptainObvious

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ChopperDave said:
Lets hope his girlfriend has a razor!!!

I bet she has a Brazilian bikini wax. I don't she her going with the retro Earth-Mama thing.
 

shiftless

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Lance IS surrendering.... to Miss Crow, his "senior".....by 10 or 12 years, Sacre Bleu!

Monsieur Pokie...
 

motodr9

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You mean they also found a backbone, and a ball! That is more testosterone than Frogs can handle. :laugh:
 
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