RECENT POSTS

Life lessons

Joined
Dec 24, 2003
Messages
18
Likes
0
#1
Anyone out there got some good quotes to pass along??? Here is one "Tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death". Got one more, "Continue to think the way you have always thought, continue to get what you allways got", I'm sure we have all used this one "There is no such thing as a bad day of riding".
 

Smit-Dog

Mi. Trail Riders
Joined
Oct 28, 2001
Messages
4,704
Likes
0
#2
Two of my favorites...

"If you don't ask, the answer is 'No'."

"You don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate."
 

gwcrim

Subscriber
Joined
Oct 3, 2002
Messages
1,881
Likes
0
#3
*When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with the experience gets the money and the man with the money gets the experience.

*If you have enough money to buy your way out of a problem, you don't have a problem.

*Sex is just like air. It ain't no big deal unless you aren't getting any.
 

biglou

#4
"Your momma's so fat, when she looks up, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs." :confused:
 
Joined
Dec 24, 2003
Messages
18
Likes
0
#5
I wasn't going for the mamma thing but here is one anyway!


Your mamma's so fat, here portrait is an arial shot!


Your going down like a two dollar whore!
 

truespode

Moderator / Wheelie King
Joined
Jun 30, 1999
Messages
7,881
Likes
212
#6
My ex-girlfriend is so fat that one time when she was wearing yellow spandex she bent over and the spandex split down the crack of her butt. Three tourists jumped in thinking she was a Yellow Cab.

My ex-girlfriend is so fat we used to take her to the beach and sell shade.

My ex-girlfriend is so fat we would wrap her in antenna wire and pick up radio free Europe.

My ex-girlfriend is so fat we would take her to McDonalds to watch the sign change.

Ivan
 

truespode

Moderator / Wheelie King
Joined
Jun 30, 1999
Messages
7,881
Likes
212
#8
"I am trying to establish, Your Honor, that Howard - or Colonel Brady - or Charles Darwin - or anyone in this court-room - or you, sir - has the right to think!"

"I must say that "Right" has no meaning to me whatsoever! Truth has meaning - as a direction. But one of the peculiar imbecilities of out time is the grid of morality we have placed on human behavior: so that every act of man must be measured against an arbitrary latitude of right and longitude of wrong - in exact minutes, seconds, and degrees!"

"BRADY: On what grounds? Is it possible that something is holy to the celebrated agnostic?

DRUMMOND: Yes! The individual human mind. In a child's power to master the multiplication table there is more sanctity that in all your shouted "Amens!", "Holy, Holies!" and "Hosannahs!" An idea is a greater monument than a cathedral. And the advance of man's knowledge is more of a miracle than any sticks turned to snakes or, the parting of waters! But are we now to halt the march of progress because Mr. Brady frightens us with a fable? Gentlemen, progress has never been a bargain. You've got to pay for it. Sometimes I think there's a man behind the counter who says, "All right, you can have a telephone; but you'll have to give up privacy, the charm of distance. Madam, you may vote; but at a price; you lose the right to retreat behind a powder-puff or a petticoat. Mister, you may conquer the air; but the birds will lose their wonder, and the clouds will smell of gasoline!" Darwin moved us forward to a hilltop, where we could look back and see the way from which we came."

All from my favorite play Inherit the Wind.

Ivan
 

Grady

Lifetime Sponsor
Joined
Oct 19, 2000
Messages
503
Likes
9
#9
The only freedom that is true, is that of the mind. There are none so imprisoned as those who cannot think for themselves.
 

gwcrim

Subscriber
Joined
Oct 3, 2002
Messages
1,881
Likes
0
#10
One for the gearhead:

*Injection is nice, but I'd rather be blown.
 
Joined
Feb 4, 2001
Messages
538
Likes
0
#11
"It's better to burn out than fade away" Kurgan

"Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be prosecuted" Posted on a large 4'x8' sign off of HWY 75 near Glenpool, OK
 

muddy226

Sponsoring Member
Joined
Sep 14, 2003
Messages
271
Likes
0
#12
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.

Happiness is wanting what you have, not having what you want.

A rich man has many worries. A hungry man has but one.

Have fun, but not at others expense.

The rights that you have are matched by responsibilities.
 

gwcrim

Subscriber
Joined
Oct 3, 2002
Messages
1,881
Likes
0
#13
It's better to burn out than fade away
HHHmmmm...... I thought that was Neil Young. :think:

Here's another one:

*I once complained that I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet.
 

bh

Member
Joined
Nov 26, 2001
Messages
158
Likes
0
#14
"Its easier to ask for forgiveness than permission." I like that but my parents don't!
 

Jaybird

Apprentice Goon
Joined
Mar 16, 2001
Messages
6,452
Likes
0
Location
Charlestown, IN
#15
"Try not. Do, or do not...there is no try." -Yoda