An ambitious engineer finally decided to take a vacation. He booked
himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, until
the boat sank. The man found himself on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies ... nothing, only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore. In disbelief, he
asks her, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?" She replied, "I rowed
> >from the other side of the island. I landed here when my cruise ship
sank." "Amazing," he says. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up
with you." "Oh, this?" replied the woman. "I made the row boat out of raw
material I found on the island; the oars were whittled from gum tree
branches; I wove the bottom from palm branches; and the sides and stern came
from a Eucalyptus tree." "But, where did you get the tools?" "Oh, that
was no problem," replied the woman. "On The south side of the island, there
is a very unusual strata of alluvial rock exposed. I found if I fired it to a
certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. I
used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware." The guy is
stunned. "Let's row over to my place, " she says. After a few minutes of
rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks on to
shore,
he nearly falls out of the boat. Before him is a stone walk leading to an
exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman ties up the
rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead,
dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much,
but I call it home.
Sit down please; would you like to have a drink?" "No, no
thank you," says, still dazed. "Can't take any more coconut juice." "It's
not coconut juice," the woman replies. "I have a still. How about a Pina
Colada?" Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and
they sit down on her couch to talk. After they have exchanged their stories,
the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable.
Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the
bathroom cabinet." No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the
bathroom. There, in the cabinet, is a razor made from a bone handle. Two
shells honed to a Hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside of
a swivel mechanism. "This woman is amazing," he muses. "What next?" When he
returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines-strategically
positioned and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit down next
to her. "Tell me," she begins, suggestively, slithering closer to him,
"We've been out here for a really long time. You've been lonely. There's
something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been
longing for all these months? You know..." She stares into his eyes. He can't
believe what he's hearing "You mean...?", he swallows excitedly and tears
start to form in his eyes, "..... you have a motorcycle here too! :yeehaw: "
himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, until
the boat sank. The man found himself on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies ... nothing, only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore. In disbelief, he
asks her, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?" She replied, "I rowed
> >from the other side of the island. I landed here when my cruise ship
sank." "Amazing," he says. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up
with you." "Oh, this?" replied the woman. "I made the row boat out of raw
material I found on the island; the oars were whittled from gum tree
branches; I wove the bottom from palm branches; and the sides and stern came
from a Eucalyptus tree." "But, where did you get the tools?" "Oh, that
was no problem," replied the woman. "On The south side of the island, there
is a very unusual strata of alluvial rock exposed. I found if I fired it to a
certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. I
used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware." The guy is
stunned. "Let's row over to my place, " she says. After a few minutes of
rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks on to
shore,
he nearly falls out of the boat. Before him is a stone walk leading to an
exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman ties up the
rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead,
dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much,
but I call it home.
Sit down please; would you like to have a drink?" "No, no
thank you," says, still dazed. "Can't take any more coconut juice." "It's
not coconut juice," the woman replies. "I have a still. How about a Pina
Colada?" Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and
they sit down on her couch to talk. After they have exchanged their stories,
the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable.
Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the
bathroom cabinet." No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the
bathroom. There, in the cabinet, is a razor made from a bone handle. Two
shells honed to a Hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside of
a swivel mechanism. "This woman is amazing," he muses. "What next?" When he
returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines-strategically
positioned and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit down next
to her. "Tell me," she begins, suggestively, slithering closer to him,
"We've been out here for a really long time. You've been lonely. There's
something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been
longing for all these months? You know..." She stares into his eyes. He can't
believe what he's hearing "You mean...?", he swallows excitedly and tears
start to form in his eyes, "..... you have a motorcycle here too! :yeehaw: "
