More Friday Humor

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#1
I guess I'll get the ball rolling this week!

Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quit working, so she
called a repairman. He
couldn't accommodate her with an evening
appointment. Since she had to
go to work the next day, she told him, "I'll leave the
key under the mat.
Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll
mail you the check.By the way, don't worry about my Doberman. He won't
bother you. But, whatever you do...do NOT under any circumstances talk to my
parrot!" When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Davidson's
apartment the next day,
he discovered the biggest and meanest looking Doberman
he had ever seen.
But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the
carpet, watching the repairman go about his business. However, the whole
time he was there, the
parrot drove him nuts with his incessant yelling and
name-calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any
longer and yelled,
"Shut up you stupid, ugly parrot!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
 

dhoward

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Swattin' Flies

I stopped at a friends shop the other day
and found him stalkin around with a flyswatter.

When I asked if he was gettin any flies,
he answered, "Yeah, 3 males and 2 females".


Curious, I inquired as to how he could tell the difference.
He answered, "3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone"



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Originally posted by gibbs_6
Parrots can be annoying though can't they.:think :)
I had a roommate that adopted a parrot from the humane society that had been removed from a horrible living environment. That bird uttered nothing but a continuous stream of obscenities, from the time you uncovered his cage in the morning, until you covered it at night. Sometimes it could be amusing, but I'll tell you, you haven't lived until you come home late at night with your dream date on your arm, only to be greeted by a stream of obscenities that would make a sailor blush, all coming from this beautiful, innocent looking bird. There were times that I wondered what roast parrot would taste like.:eek: :confused: