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My baby has been violated!

dirty~d~

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There he was, on his stand in the corner minding his own business. Perched on his back was some renegade squirrel who felt like getting trapped in the basement (we can thank the neighbors for that.) Being the kind person that I am, I decided to save the squirrel and show him where the door was. So what does this fuzzy rat do while I'm trying to help him out? He PEES on my bike! Even left a little turd with it. :flame: I swear I saw that damn squirrel grinning while he was cutting loose, too. :debil: If I ever catch up to that rodent his head will be mounted to my number plate. If I can't find him, his brother will do just fine. :p
 

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LMAO! ~D~
 

biglou

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:laugh: You shouldn't have squeezed him so hard when you picked him up! :scream:

"RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!"
 

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:p
 
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#6
You now know what Chi Town squirrels are all about. Cocky little fellas.
 

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My dad's favorite breakfast after eggs benidict is scrambled eggs with fried squirrel brains. No really!
 

dirty~d~

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You would never catch a country squirrel using a motorcycle as a urinal. :|
 

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i like squirrels.....weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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High Lord Gomer

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Are you *sure* it was a squirrel and not Rich dressed up in his squirrel outfit? I was confused the first couple times, too.
 

Rich Rohrich

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#15
Originally posted by High Lord Gomer
Are you *sure* it was a squirrel and not Rich dressed up in his squirrel outfit? I was confused the first couple times, too.
Oddly enough the gift I left for Gomer on the seat of his bike didn't help clear up the confusion. :eek: