Not sure which way to go with this but...
We're gonna call it the Toliet Bowl.
We'll get Tiddy Bowl to sponsor it.
"The Tiddy Bowl Toliet Bowl"
It will be played in Detroit.
Qualifying questions:
We'll invite the too crappiest teams in Div 1A.
Your QB been throwing turds all year?
Tired of the typical bowl season crap?
Can't get that QB flushed out of the pocket?
Did all the other team wipe the floor with you?
Is your program in a pinch?
Feel like hitting yourself with a big 'ol log?
Just couldn't do squat?
Stinkin'-up the place?
The only problem I see is how the teams are selected. Do we use the polls? The BCS? A play-off? Seems no matter what, people will be complaining that they should have made it the bowl.
We're gonna call it the Toliet Bowl.
We'll get Tiddy Bowl to sponsor it.
"The Tiddy Bowl Toliet Bowl"
It will be played in Detroit.
Qualifying questions:
We'll invite the too crappiest teams in Div 1A.
Your QB been throwing turds all year?
Tired of the typical bowl season crap?
Can't get that QB flushed out of the pocket?
Did all the other team wipe the floor with you?
Is your program in a pinch?
Feel like hitting yourself with a big 'ol log?
Just couldn't do squat?
Stinkin'-up the place?
The only problem I see is how the teams are selected. Do we use the polls? The BCS? A play-off? Seems no matter what, people will be complaining that they should have made it the bowl.
