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TwinSpar

AssClown WannaBe

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• Feb 11, 2004

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Just for Milk.... and cause I love him more than Pred does! :laugh:

 

GETMETOCA

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How do you measure love?

 

TwinSpar

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GETMETOCA said:

How do you measure love?

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A tape measure....

 

nikki

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I didn't know they made tape measures that small :joke:

 

XRpredator

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TwinSpar said:

A tape measure....

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well if that's the case, then I definitely love Milk more.

 

Ol'89r

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TwinSpar said:

A tape measure....

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:ohmy: Twinnie, you mean a micrometer??? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

TwinSpar

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You people have filthy minds! I'm not talking about measuring that! I'm talking about measuring the distances one will go to show their love.

yes I left that opening so you all could have some more fun with word play :)

 

Milk

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Gosh. I dont know how to feel or what to say. The love I feel is overwhelming.

The love you take is equal to the love you make. Or something.

 

GETMETOCA

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There's this piece of equipment we use at work to measure microscopic organisms called a Bioluminescence Indicator. Maybe it measures love too?

 

Papakeith

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• Feb 12, 2004

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An ode to Milk;

I love Milk with a pure love. . .
A pure Manly love that has no bounds
A pure Sweaty Manly love that knows no equal
A pure Hot Sweaty Manly love that cannot be measured
<i>although I think that that bioluminescence thing that getmetoca is talking about might just be able to</i>
All Hail to Milk the most beloved

 

a454elk

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Twinny is way gay, flat out, split tail, finger nail paintin, bootie spankin, UBERGAY!

Milk cannot be loved unless he loves himself, and I don't mean the way he means, you know what I mean?

 

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jeffd

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^^^^^^^
I see someone has been gettin' edit happy again! Bwaaaaahaaaahaaaaa!

 

a454elk

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I love it when twinny spanks me. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

Alright Pred, you are ON the list.

 

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Ol'89r

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jeffd said:

^^^^^^^
I see someone has been gettin' edit happy again! Bwaaaaahaaaahaaaaa!

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:ohmy: OH CRAP! That was funny. :thumb: :laugh:

Excuse me while I clean all this coffee up. :laugh: :laugh:

 

a454elk

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Stop it damnit! Freakin morons...

 

Milk

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a454elk said:

Alright Pred, you are ON the list.

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Who cares about your dumb list. You never use it, nor will you. I doubt you will even see Pred again to use it if you have it!

It must be tough being the ex-cop from the Village People trying to make your way in the big, bad world.

 

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jeffd

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a454elk said:

Stop it damnit!

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Who is damnit? I thought it was Pred and Twinnie that were giving you a hard time...

 

Milk

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jeffd said:

Who is damnit? I thought it was Pred and Twinnie that were giving you a hard time...

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....but dad, I'm Jesus Christ......

 

Okiewan

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• Feb 13, 2004

• #19

There's a Bill Cosby blast from the past lol.

 

a454elk

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Zip it poster boy :moon:

 

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jeffd

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a454elk said:

Zip it poster boy :moon:

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Wow, Elk gets all testy when this guy damnit starts messing with him. Okie, can you do something about this guy so our onion-skinned Elkster can turn his frown upside-down?

How 'bout you Twinnie? I know you can do something to make poor little ole Elk to feel more better :laugh:

 

a454elk

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Twinne can shut his cake hole and Okie can Giddy up!! That should make me smile, for now.:)

 

TwinSpar

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a454elk said:

Twinne can shut his cake hole and Okie can Giddy up!! That should make me smile, for now.:)

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I ain't said nothing mall cop! And if Okie does a "Giggy up", it will make you smile?!? What a fruit! I heard you were in charge of the Gaydar unit on Hollywierd Blvd....... Now I believe it! :moon:

 

Ol'89r

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Hey Twinspanks.

I've got another one of elks bikes here in the shop.

Got any stickers ya want to get rid of??? :thumb: :laugh: :laugh:

 

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jeffd

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Ol'89r said:

Hey Twinspanks.

I've got another one of elks bikes here in the shop.

Got any stickers ya want to get rid of??? :thumb: :laugh: :laugh:

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Oh man! I have been collectin' stickers for a long time now. I got some gooduns too!

-jeffd