New Weapon Development?

Okiewan

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I've heard several comments today, ref. the Anthrax issue, small pox, etc. G. Bush Sr. had sent a message to Sadam during Desert Storm, stating that if he used chemical/bio warfare against us, we wouldn't hold back ANY weapon.

I got to thinking about this and a new weapon type came to mind. It could be delivered in several ways, in this case for the troops in the open... pig blood cluster bombs. Send 'em to Allah smelling like bacon? :p

 

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I don't know Okie, be hard to make s------ smell like bacon

 

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I've dropped a few bacon bombs in my time, but I REFUSE to fly over Afghanistan with my *** hangin' out of a plane. :)

 

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• Oct 24, 2001

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Interesting Story:

I got an Email last week with a story about Gen "Black" Jack Pershing. Early 1900's in the Phillipines, his men were constantly harrassed by muslim terrorists. Even took a few losses. He decided that enough was enough and set about capturing several of the terrorists. Lined them all up for execution. Of course, they couldn't have been happier to give their lives for their cause. That's when one of Pershing's men brought out a pig and slaughtered it in front of them. They then dipped their bullets in the pig's blood, and executed all but one of the captured terrorists. They let him go free. The harrassment stopped.
I can't vouch for the accuracy of this story (or the accuracy of my memory from last week) but it is very interesting, if even partially true.

 

LoriKTM

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Nope, Dubya's got something better up his sleeve! Click here


:p

 

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baxterj787

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Okiewan, hows about Pork Chop Cluster Bombs? Too much pork for one fork!

 

Okiewan

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LOL Lori!

 

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There is a radio commercial going around out here that has "W" on the phone with the Taliban leaders asking for bin Laden, they keep saying no, & finally Bush says "okay Collin, release the secret wepon". The secret wepon is America's tele-marketers. :p

 

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OMG! That's a good one Lori! :scream:

 

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Just dip the bullets in pig fat before you shoot the b*******, then they can't go to "The Promised Land".:p

 

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pork shmork..it's like the joke about the two baptists who see each other in a liquor store(i'm catholic and we do EVERYTHING,then confess,:D ,so the analogue dosen't work) any way,that pork thing seemd to work only when convienient, the mps' running the pow point in the desert during "the storm" would give the iraqi muss' pork patties from the mre,and wait till they ate it,then tell 'em, some would make a big deal about puking it up,or trying,others would act like they didn't understand,or just didn't care. hunger is a funny thing.:)

 

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Seriously

Think of this like a virus--
:think
Like the story BigLou told, if there really is any truth in their aversion to pork and how effective it was when they sent one guy back infected with the fear of what we Infidels were doing to their martyrs--there is no Paradise waiting for them.
We should let it be known that we have collected DNA samples from all the suicide bombers/pilots who should be lounging around with 75 virgins right about now.
Hair from a comb, flesh, blood etc,,,,,,,,wrap it up in a piece of Bacon and feed it to a dog!
How many willing volunteers would O'samma have if they all had this nagging doubt in the back of their minds??

 

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jamsxr,

You know, Osama never said those virgins would be good looking, OR that they would be female... :scream:

I think that kind of doubt might end some trouble. ;)

 

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Good point--

and when you think of it---Virgins??

If it is "Paradise--how come they are still virgins? :think :eek:

 

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Well-well,

What is this all about? Did Saddam leave the door open to his bug room?

American companies in Pakistan have reportedly received anthrax-laden mail over the last two weeks. An international bank and a computer-marketing firm are the only known targets hit, and their staffs are being treated with antibiotics. The Pakistani government is allegedly keeping it quiet while they decide what course of action to take, the Pakistani Jang reported. 2007 GMT, 011024

Click to expand...

 

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lori that'd really hurt them big time.

here at the hospital, we could sick JAHCO on them! "joint operating hospital comission organization"

 

Okiewan

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http://members.sigecom.net/theclan/Taliban.html

 

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http://www.lafghanistan.com/mrtaliban.asp

 

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I feel a new weapon developing, darn mexican food :scream: