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ok, the wife and i figure it's time for me to get on the wagon and stop the drunken frat boy antics. :eek: the wife had to ban me from the house fri because lil' richie was rough housing, so out to the ravine i went. after getting my beer and lighter fluid i figured the geniuos thing to do would be make a fire, after setting my head on fire, falling over backwards, rolling down the ravine and coming to a thump i gatherd up my beer and crawled back up to the house.(yeh baby...yeh!) the wife, upon seeing her husband in all his scoarched glory informed me that i was an idiot, we dissagreed on this point.the next morning we came to the conclusion that it was not healthy setting onself ablaze on a regular bassis. we also have our eye on a group of three kids to adopt, 2 girls and 1 boy,all siblings, and kinda figure being a drunken idiot human torch aint the best thing or way to raise kids. my dad was like that but that's why he doesn't get any christmass cards.! so any way, there it is, sell all yopur coors lite stock before the market here's about this. don't be alarmed, i still do stupid things sober, so you will still have the oportunity to witness a human crash. also, you can cut-n-past my old PWIs making them more current and recycle them.ha! i think a chill went thru hell, bae advised dirt week etc are still fair game, i might submitt a waiver for a beer or two, but the power drinking stupid human tricks are over....ahhh...it was a ride, i tell you what! :thumb:
 

Offroadr

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Could the world be ready for this???? :eek:

Good luck, your a stronger man than I :)
 

IrishEKU

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OMG! My Platoon Daddy on the wagon? :eek:

That's great news about the possable new additions to your family though. I hope it goes through Big Guy! :thumb:

If it's already in the works talk about a holiday season to remember. (Insert Santa smiley here)
 

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The best of luck to ya sarge and if you need any support on your mission feel free to give me a yell. I have some experience in that area :thumb: :thumb:

As do I my friend, as do I. Besides, it bad on that girlish figure ya know? :thumb:
 

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Ya know, you really scared me there sarge. I can't imagine you sans beer.

You are right though, a drunken torch will leave an impression on the little ones.

Good luck on the adoption, should be a great addition to the family.
 

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Crap, now I'm going to have to hide my cooler of Desani and Deja Blue at DW03.   Sarge, I'm pulling for ya.  DOn't worry,  Mrs. Sarge will find another way to spend that money :p
 

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Attention everyone: No need to worry about your Coors stock, I imbibe enough Keystone Light to take up Sarge's slack. ;)
 

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VintageDirt

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I wish you the best of luck there Sarge. But be warned, I ain't nearly so interesting when you are sober. :confused:
 

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Originally posted by sfc crash
... i still do stupid things sober...
I find that hard to believe! :scream:
 

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You said yourself that dope's legal up there!
 

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Nothing screams poser like matching gear, shiny plastic and factory graphics!


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I'm a poser, I'm a poser!!!!!!! Wooohooooo! just kidding
 

sfc crash

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Nothing screams poser like matching gear, shiny plastic and factory graphics!
:eek: wow! ..a wow. i mean wow. hey dude, who-ever that was pointed at ...let it fly baby. don't back pedal with the i'm just kiding. rip'em off and let the dust settle where it will. yeh! :thumb:
 

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What the heck are ya gonna do? I mean, I don't know what's worse. Wearing matching gear, or purposly NOT wearing matching gear. Personally, I just reach into the gear bag and grab the first thing that stinks less. That way it's not a concious decision to match or not match. Afterall, as long as my panties a bra coordinate, I'm happy underneath. :confused:
 

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Afterall, as long as my panties a bra coordinate, I'm happy underneath. <IMG alt="" src="http://dirtrider.net/forums3/images/smilies/confused.gif" border=0>

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Good luck Sarge! I have been on the wagon for about 4 months now. I wasn't too bad of a drinker. Actually I was getting pretty good at it. All I know is, it is nice not having a big head in the morning. I did fall off (jumped) last Fri. at the unofficial work Christmas party. I had to work the next morning. That was a good reminder of why I stopped. I'm sure I'll do it again but on occasion Instead of nightly. Also that is great of you and the misses trying to adopt. :thumb:
 

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Originally posted by VintageDirt
Afterall, as long as my panties a bra coordinate, I'm happy underneath. :confused:
I'm slowly backing out of the thread, I didn't see anything and I don't wanna know :eek: :confused:
 

WaltCMoto

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VD, WWWAAAAYYYYYYYY to much information.
(note to self, set up camp more than 30 feet from VD at DW03)

Sarge, good luck with the kid thang. Ive been havin a ball growing up with mine. on the barley pops matter, be careful and dont overcomit , ya might have withdrawells and then just burst into flames. Just maybe ween yourself down like I did then you can always have a few when ya feel like without people getting on ya cus u said u quit. On a posative note, after many moons with little consumption, you catch a buzz on just a few brewski's. :)
 

70 marlin

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Originally posted by sfc crash
so out to the ravine i went. after getting my beer and lighter fluid i figured the geniuos thing to do would be make a fire, after setting my head on fire, falling over backwards, rolling down the ravine and coming to a thump

Now I'd like to been there to see that! It had to be a hoot! On the wagon before we'ver had the chance to make ass'es of our self.:whiner:
 
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