- Jun 26, 2001
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ok, the wife and i figure it's time for me to get on the wagon and stop the drunken frat boy antics. :eek: the wife had to ban me from the house fri because lil' richie was rough housing, so out to the ravine i went. after getting my beer and lighter fluid i figured the geniuos thing to do would be make a fire, after setting my head on fire, falling over backwards, rolling down the ravine and coming to a thump i gatherd up my beer and crawled back up to the house.(yeh baby...yeh!) the wife, upon seeing her husband in all his scoarched glory informed me that i was an idiot, we dissagreed on this point.the next morning we came to the conclusion that it was not healthy setting onself ablaze on a regular bassis. we also have our eye on a group of three kids to adopt, 2 girls and 1 boy,all siblings, and kinda figure being a drunken idiot human torch aint the best thing or way to raise kids. my dad was like that but that's why he doesn't get any christmass cards.! so any way, there it is, sell all yopur coors lite stock before the market here's about this. don't be alarmed, i still do stupid things sober, so you will still have the oportunity to witness a human crash. also, you can cut-n-past my old PWIs making them more current and recycle them.ha! i think a chill went thru hell, bae advised dirt week etc are still fair game, i might submitt a waiver for a beer or two, but the power drinking stupid human tricks are over....ahhh...it was a ride, i tell you what! :thumb: