Patman's Christmas song

[Patman]

It's that time again, for all the good (and not so good,) little (and not so little) dirt bikers to piece together my favorite Christmas song. As usual let's keep each post to only 3 words of the songs original lyrics and you have to wait to post your next 3 lyrics until somebody else has posted (no multiple posts). If you don't know the song it's really "Keen" ;)

Since we've done this for a few years now I'll even let somebody else start it off!

 

[oldguy]

Oh silent Night

 

[91-YZ250-Chris]

the dirt bikes fight

 

[Patman]

Come on now.

Let's get it off on the right track.

Mom got drunk

 

[Vampyrz]

dad's a transvestite.

 

[oldguy]

Sitting on his Zuki

 

[BSWIFT]

I hear a 'clunk'..

 

[Dirtbike'n man]

he's in a funk

 

[Mudd Slinger]

Next thing he's on the ground

 

[BSWIFT]

Ride the Wambulance to the EeeeeeRrrrrrrr!

 

[Patman]

:bang: :|

 

[MXSparx]

Better luck next year Patman! :nener:

 

[Vampyrz]

Our musical license has expired. :eek:

 

[Patman]

I will go get some Texans and we'll try it again.

 

[Vampyrz]

You know Texicans can't sing! I think they can yodel though. :nener:

 

[Tony Eeds]

I was wondering when this would show up ...

and Dad got drunk

I decided to finish out the line ;)

Dang jokers, messin with the greatest Christmas song of all time :moon:

 

[Green Horn]

Uhhhh, doesn't it go something like..."Dad brought his new wife Ken"
:rotfl:

 

[Patman]

Uhhhh, doesn't it go something like..."Dad brought his new wife Ken"
:rotfl:

Only in YOUR version.

 

[Green Horn]

Bump! I think v1.0 is better than v2.0. :)

 

[Patman]

Bump! I think...:)

I doubt that.