JuliusPleaser

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Westley's Bleche-Wite - it's da bomb!

Be careful around naked aluminum. It can also make other stuff spotty.
 

CaptainObvious

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Originally posted by firecracker22
Because they're pretty! I have a pair of white Sidi Force boots that are very pretty. And they go with EVERYTHING. 

Sharla, you'd make any boots look pretty ;)

One suggestion MadEarth, if you're gonna wear your underwear over your riding pants, always make sure that they are cleaner than your pretty white boots :laugh:
 

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Originally posted by Smit-Dog
... And I don't think anything goes better with black riding jeans than a nice pair of shiny white boots...

This guy told me so...

Is that a Von Dutch shirt I see? :|
 

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Originally posted by RV6junkie
Sharla, you'd make any boots look pretty

Thank you! <blush> :) I love a man who knows when to lie to make a woman feel better.
 

High Lord Gomer

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Originally posted by MadEarthWorm
Hey!? What about those lycra shorts cyclists use? I'm sure they won't irritate skin and they would fit under riding pants.
You mean weasel-squeezers?&nbsp; I'd rather have monkey-butt!
 

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The trick to preventing monkey-butt:spray the inside of your riding pants with silicone and leave your belt as loose as you can.And please tell your riding buddies to follow you with a nice digital cam.Works great! Truuuuuuust meeeeeeeeee :)
 

XRpredator

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Originally posted by High Lord Gomer
You mean weasel-squeezers?
Damn the Weasel squeezers

And, of course, the GWB's. I hear if you do the shavin' like ol' Lafferty, Okie, those lacy stockings will go on better with less runs . . . :p
 

a454elk

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White boots are ubergay like Pred. If you tape up the top of your pants and both legs around the bottom, you can fill them with air, from the inside of course, and spare the monkey butt.
 

Tony Eeds

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Originally posted by MadEarthWorm
Hey!? What about those lycra shorts cyclists use? I'm sure they won't irritate skin and they would fit under riding pants.

That is what I wear. I have some old pairs that are kinda stretched out. They work great and they breathe well. Old ones aren't weasel-squeezers!

Don't let them kid you, white boots are cool, but you have to be able to jump to do them justice. ;) That is why I wear black. :whiner:
 

a454elk

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UBERGAY!!!! UBERGAYTONY, UBERGAYOkie, UBERGAYPRED
 

MXSparx

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Its been a while since I remember a thread this funny.
Good stuff
MEW you ever go to The Landing or Mountaineer Raceway...or you just into supermoto? :laugh:

I give ya an A+ on the lake illusion trick
 

CaptainObvious

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Originally posted by a454elk
UBERGAY!!!! UBERGAYTONY, UBERGAYOkie, UBERGAYPRED

I guess now wouldn't be a good time to mention that I like to wear pink laced panties when I ride an XR50 ;) Makes me feel special, like a macho police officer :laugh:
 

Tony Eeds

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Originally posted by RV6junkie
I guess now wouldn't be a good time to mention that I like to wear pink laced panties when I ride an XR50 ;) Makes me feel special, like a macho police officer :laugh:

Whew ... the first time I read this I thought you were talking aout you "bone" stock bike.
 

RYDMOTO

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A REAL dirtbike riding macho police officer would handcuff himself to the handlebars before every ride.Donchya think? No more " dude,whered my bike go" said with a cali accent.....bwaaaaaaaaahahahaha
 

MXSparx

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Originally posted by RV6junkie


I like to wear pink laced panties when I ride an XR50 ;)

That brings back memories of Naked Wheelie Man @ Spodefest 2000 :eek: :eek:
I'm going to flush my minds eye with cleaning solvent now
 

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MEW.

I see ya been listening to Gomer on 'how to dress for the ride.' :scream:

He is a really good guy but, don't believe everything he tells ya. :confused:

The lycra shorts work very good and you do have to wear them on the inside. They even have extra padding for when Gomer gets a little too close. :eek:

SmitDog. Where did you ever find that photo of Carlo. I thought he destroyed all of those. :laugh: :laugh:
 

a454elk

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Shut your cake hole you big dumbass Predatater!! I'll kick you right in the jimmy, even if I have to jump up on a chair.:moon: And damnit RYD, you are just about to be added to THE LIST!! :yeehaw:
 

MadEarthWorm

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LOL....... :laugh: Wow, useful fashion and riding tips all in the same thread.

MEW you ever go to The Landing or Mountaineer Raceway...or you just into supermoto?

I was just messing around w/Supermoto that one day....I'll stick to taking dirt samples at the Landing. Hey MXSparx, is Mountaineer Raceway a good place for beginner riders like me?


Maybe I'll just wear my lycra shorts and not tell anybody....no one will remember this thread when I show up to ride anyway :think:
 

MadEarthWorm

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Don't let them kid you, white boots are cool, but you have to be able to jump to do them justice. That is why I wear black.

HHmmmnnn.....I cleared the gutter between the street and the driveway the other day. I was wearing a custom pair of Birkenstocks with the Alpinestars logo and Nike air in the soles. :aj:

Does that still count?
 

JuliusPleaser

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