slow, overweight, out of shape class

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Ok I will be in the slow, overweight, out of shape, old guy class. So, who will I be racing against?
 

Kav

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I'm game, I'm young, slow, and good at crashing? Will that work for you?
 

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Don't worry that class is getting pretty big. I believe it's the OFS class (Old,Fat and Slow). This year I'm going to give it a shot (maybe) :thumb:
 

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I am the poster boy for the OFS class, maybe we should make it a grudge race feature event :eek: think of the spectator appeal ;)
 

Tony Eeds

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Originally posted by Senior KX Rider
Prolly have to run heat races. Everyone won't fit at the gates
Be still my fingers ....
AWTH ... cuz all us ol' fat farts need two gates? :laugh:
 

CaptainObvious

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Originally posted by MrMXer327
Do I qualify for this one?
Old...Yes. Overweight...Yes.

Slow...Hardly! You stay with the A riders - PLEASE.
 

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The DoneLopped Class. An ESPN classic in the works.
 

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Hmmm...an over 30, weigh more than your bike, and limitted jumping allowed class. Billy's still going to beat us like dirty rugs!
 
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High Lord Gomer said:
Hmmm...an over 30, weigh more than your bike, and limitted jumping allowed class. Billy's still going to beat us like dirty rugs!
Not if I crash into him right out of the gate :p


Sorry Billy, but Gomer said he won't send me anymore of the Special pictures if I don't do this. :moon:
 

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Hmmm...an over 30, (GOOMER) :think:

Thirty is hardly considered OLD, why I remember when I was :eek: oh, never mind!


SLOWW, OOLD, OverWeight, AND NO HAIR :clue:
 

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OFS: now this is a class that I can relate to!!! Count me in; I am over 40, weigh much more than my bike, and also have limited jumping experience. My girlfriend will be more than happy to video this event. I'm sure you will all pay my price to keep these tapes ouf of the public eye!!!! Bwaaahaaaahaaaahaaa!!
Ray
 
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#15
It is on!

I would like to offer Byron MSP as the venue for inaugral OFS class...as long as I can race. 5'11 250 (ding). Weigh in should be required at the starting line. Minimum 230 with gear? We may want to consider a team event so no one has to ride more than two laps. First prize a case of Little Debbie snack cakes. I will get working on Hostess contingency.

Any takers?